Dear Mr. Jordan:
After further review, we have decided that we
no longer require your services as a player in the NBA.
We understand that this must be hard news for
you to hear, but please understand that the circumstances
surrounding this issue have changed dramatically in recent weeks.
When you were initially contacted back in
January, the League was hurting badly. Of the stars that weren’t
out for the season with injuries, we were left with squabbling
teammates, top players being traded around like they were trading
cards, and seemingly a star in every city trying their best to
verbally assault fans.
At the time, it seemed like a good idea: bring
back Michael - he’ll know what to do.
Yes, I know the League has done everything it
possibly can to make your return a triumphant one. The League
changed the handcheck rule so that you can now be called for even
fewer fouls than you were previously; allowing zone defense was a
stroke of genius, so that you don’t get shown up by these younger,
faster guys; and the draft lottery was simply poetic.
But, things have changed since those trying
months at the end of the regular season. Everything has changed.
Those squabbling teammates in Los Angeles:
they’re in the NBA Finals on the verge of repeating. I never
thought we’d see a dynasty team again after your Bulls teams. In
March, that looked prophetic. In June, it’s already wrong.
Rivalries have even popped up in these
playoffs, Mr. Jordan. This Sixers-Lakers series has already seen
three hard-fought games. They’re mouthing off to each other,
throwing some elbows and tossing each other across the paint. They
hate each other. We couldn’t have scripted it any better.
The Sixers will also have the Bucks to contend with for years to
come. They’re both young teams with something to prove every time
they match up. And in California, the Kings - yes, the Kings -
have a nice one brewing with the Lakers.
But here’s the clincher, Michael, and this
is why I am writing to you now.
The NBA has stars again.
After you left, the League searched everywhere
for its next MJ. For a while, the League and NBC tried to pump Vince
as the heir to his Airness. But, that can only go so far with a
player in Toronto. What these playoffs have offered the League,
though, is the opportunity to not just build the League around a
star, but to build it around a freaking constellation.
The old guard got beat in these playoffs, MJ.
Mourning’s Heat lost to the Charlotte Hornets. They got swept,
Michael. Vince and the Raptors upset the Knicks. And, the icing on
the cake: watching the Dallas Mavericks come back and send home
early the fossils of the Utah Jazz. While I’ve been a Stockton and
Malone fan since they started playing, it is good to finally see
them go. The new NBA isn’t a place for them anymore.
And it’s not a place for you, Michael.
You have your place in the NBA. It’s in the
Hall of Fame. It’s on ESPN Classic. It’s not on the court.
Not anymore.
These new stars have put on a exhibition for
us. Another thriller in Game 3 Sunday night showcased the best
of the new breed. These guys are talented. They're fast,
they can shoot, and they have heart. The NBA Finals this year
have been showtime and bluecollar at the same time. We didn't
even have that with you, Michael.
It’s time to hang up the Air Jordans and let
history rest. It’s time to give these other guys their time on the
Wheaties boxes.
Iverson. Bryant. T’Mac. KG. C’Webb. Vince.
Shaq. This is the new NBA. No, there won’t be another MJ. But, the
League doesn’t need another MJ anymore. It doesn’t need another
white knight; it has a cavalry.
So go, enjoy your summer. Don't fret about
losing weight and bulking up. Be the best player in the
history of the game that you are: make appearances, educate yourself
on how to run a team, golf. Do what is best for yourself and for the
League: just be MJ.
Again, Michael, we’re sorry this all
happened. Not in anyone’s wildest dreams did we expect what has
happened over the last two months.
All our best,
The Management
P.S. Please also let Charles know that we like
him behind the booth, so there won’t be any need for his services,
either. Thanks.