It was either that or the shots the guy was having bought for him. But after his Bears got spanked by undefeated Kansas on Saturday, 58-10, Baylor assistant coach Eric Schnupp stayed out a bit too late back home in Waco, Texas, and decided to urinate on the bar at Scruffy Murphy's. While that name is absolutely terrible, it's no reason to urinate on their bar; particularly since their patrons had apparently been buying the guy shots to drown his sorrows. Dumbass didn't realize there were cops already at the bar, and he was cited. Schnupp will need more shots to forget that the team has suspended him indefinitely. -Cyd Zeigler jr.