People magazine is in the middle of an online contest to find the sexiest baseball fan alive. Only one guy, a Red Sox fan, has his team still alive in the playoffs (as of Thursday morning). My pick: Christopher Noonan (right), a Chicago Cubs fan. His answers are pretty lame, but he's got a great smile and, given his name is "Christopher" and not just "Chris," he's probably the one most likely to be gay. Though, I have to believe Grant Tonelli, an Oakland fan, will be popular with many of our readers.
Is it me, or does the Detroit Tigers fan, Syndi Craig, look like she was probably Craid Syndi before going under the knife? Sexiest fan alive? Maybe someone at People has a trannie fetish.
If this was on ESPN, Candie Locklin (has to be her porn name) would be a lock to win, given the preponderance of the straight-guy vote. But that it's on People, read widely by women, the guys actually have a shot in this one. -Cyd Zeigler jr.
(Thanks to Matt Hennie for the tip.)