'Goofy Homo' knocks out Kimbo Slice

Seth Petruzelli, a last-minute replacement, needed only 14 seconds to knock out previously unbeaten Kimbo Slice on Saturday night in a mixed martial arts fight. What was strange was what Deadspin found on Petruzelli's MySpace page, where he described himself as a "goofy homo."

I AM A GOOFY HOMO THAT DOESNT ACT LIKE A FIGHTER AT ALL. I DO IT FOR FUN NOT CAUSE I LIKE TO FIGHT...I JUST HAPPEN TO BE GOOD AT FIGHTING.....AND LOOKING GOOD ;)

So does this mean a gay guy KO'd Slice? Not exactly.

While there are some "interesting" photos of Petruzelli on MySpace (see below), his bio describes himself as 28, straight and married (he calls her "my sexy biiatch.") He says he has opened "my latest business venture, a smoothie king, with my woman."

On the other hand, not many straight guys would use pink type on a black background for his MySpace page. Or post this: "i kissed a guy and i liked it, the taste of his cherry chapstick." Given the number of homoerotic photos with "gay" in the caption, Petruzelli might be straight but play gay on the Web.

Update: Dan Wetzel of Yahoo Sports contacted Petruzelli and got this response:

"I've been happily married for two years and been with her for five years, so I want to put that to rest right now. I'm officially 100 percent not gay. I'm in love with her very much."

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