Carlos Guillen, first basemen for the Detroit Tigers had a rough game the other night, but it wasn't for the regular reasons. No, it wasn't an off night. No it wasn't troubles at home.
"He can hardly move -- he's got hemorrhoids so bad," Tigers manager Jim Leyland said Tuesday. "He's been playing with hemorrhoids that probably need to be lanced. He probably shouldn't have been out there (third base on Monday)."
Umm...ok. I don't know what is worse, the fact that he felt he needed to share all of that or the fact that I felt I needed to share it with all of you.
I heard that Tim Tebow is good with a knife if it comes to that. Brenton Metzler