First Church of Tiger Woods closes

The transgressions of Tiger Woods have claimed another victim. John Ziegler (I spell it "ei") has decided he must close the church he started in 1996: The First Church of Tiger Woods. The church's site includes 27 pieces of evidence of Tiger's divinity. What is the purpose of the church, you may ask?

This website is the official home of the "First Church of Tiger Woods" and is dedicated to examining the possibility that God is walking the earth as a 21st century, multi-ethnic, superstar golfer and whether that is any more or less likely than God coming in the form of a first-century, Jewish carpenter.

Since Tiger Woods' admission of "transgressions," Ziegler has changed the name to "The Damnation of Tiger Woods."

Tiger is clearly no longer deserving of being seen as a role model or a hero and he has needlessly squandered his unique potential to be a positive force in our country and the world.

Can a "First Church of LeBron James" be next?

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