The United Football League will kick off in October with a whopping four teams. The league has recruited some medium-sized names to coach said teams, but no man is bigger than Denny Green, who will head up the San Francisco team (he previously coached in the Bay Area with the 49ers and at Stanford). The league obviously hopes Green's notoriety for his rant after a Cardinals loss to the Bears in 2006 helps drive interest; No doubt mandatory daily press conferences are in Green's contract.
The coaches of the other teams are Ted Cottrell (New York), Jim Fassel (Las Vegas) and Jim Haslett (Orlando). Of course, you won't recognize any of the players' names, but people watch football to admire the coaches, not the players, right?