In a radio interview on WIP in Philadelphia with Howard Eskin, Charles Barkley was asked about his three days in an Arizona jail (he lived in a tent) for driving under the influence. The conversation strayed to the one thing guys always think about when it comes to discussing prison: becoming someone's bitch.
HE: "Did anyone try to become your boyfriend there?"
CB: "You're a funny brother."
HE: "With that ass, I might think that someone would try to be your boyfriend."
CB: "You're confusing me with Rick Mahorn."
Barkley spends most of the interview talking about his days with the Philadelphia 76ers, then discusses his time in jail and his desire to punch Rush Limbaugh. You can listen to it here.
Hat tip to Deadspin.