Spike's sexiest athletes for [straight] men

The folks at Spike TV are having a sexy athlete contest, and I guess they assume that 100% of their male audience is straight the way the contest is billed:

Back for its 3rd year, Spike's Guys Choice is asking you once again to vote on all that's important to men everywhere.

Not to the vast majority of men who are reading this blog post. Or of what I imagine is not an insignificant number of gay men who tune into Spike's UFC coverage, some of the most homoerotic programming on the air.

Finally, Spike bills its sexy athlete contest between pole vaulter Allison Stokke and ping pong player Biba Golic in pretty graphic terms:

One can work a pole, the other will paddle your ass; either way, losing has never been so sweet.

Why are those straights so sex-obsessed?

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