Total Eclipse of the (Homoerotic) Heart

All I remember from watching the music video for Bonnie Tyler's Total Eclipse of the Heart many years ago was mood lighting. But the new "literal" version of the video, in which they song's lyrics describe what you're seeing in the video, put front-and-center tons of homoerotic sports. Wet swimmers, a locker room, hot fencers, gymnasts: I guess I just wasn't thinking about those things in 1983, but they're great to see again now 25 years later.

Video after the jump.

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