Miami Dolphins linebacker Channing Crowder won't be joining MENSA any time soon. Three years ago, before the Dolphins headed to London for a game, he said he had no idea where London was and thought it was a country.
He might have topped himself Sunday when he confused Helen Keller with Anne Frank in a rant where he claimed a Baltimore Raven player spit on him.
You see, Crowder said the refs missed the alleged spitting ... which means they're blind ... just like Anne Frank ... or was it Helen Keller? ... before admitting, "I don't know who the f--- Anne Frank is."
You can read the full quote in my Week 9 NFL notes, which also has my hot player of the week.