I guess we should have seen this coming. Take a celebrity break-up, toss in a big-mouth bitchy diva, mix in a hot, metrosexual 20-something and voila! We have a Star magazine gay rumor.
This time they have Kim Kardashian labeling her soon-to-be-ex-husband, NBA player Kris Humphries, gay. The tell-tale signs? He dresses well…he gets his nails done…and he shaves guys' armpits! Isn't that what all gay men do? I mean, those three things alone…if you add in "wants to spend time with a Kardashian" it's just a recipe for gay! gay! GAY!
I guess we should have seen this coming. Take a celebrity break-up, toss in a big-mouth bitchy diva, mix in a hot, metrosexual 20-something and voila! We have a Star magazine gay rumor.
This time they have Kim Kardashian labeling her soon-to-be-ex-husband, NBA player Kris Humphries, gay. The tell-tale signs? He dresses well…he gets his nails done…and he shaves guys' armpits! Isn't that what all gay men do? I mean, those three things alone…if you add in "wants to spend time with a Kardashian" it's just a recipe for gay! gay! GAY!
For more “Kris is gay” gossip from star, head over the BoyCulture or Star magazine.
Hat tip to Towleroad.
