The 2014 Sochi, Russia, Winter Olympics have unveiled their five mascots, and for once they don’t immediately make you want to gag.
We have Leopard, Polar Bear, Hare, Ray of Light and Snowflake. Sure beats the London 2012 logo, which Iran says symbolizes Zionism and is racist, and others think looks like Lisa Simpson giving head. Here are the Sochi mascots and I put a gay spin on all of them:
The 2014 Sochi, Russia, Winter Olympics have unveiled their five mascots, and for once they don’t immediately make you want to gag.
We have Leopard, Polar Bear, Hare, Ray of Light and Snowflake. Sure beats the London 2012 logo, which Iran says symbolizes Zionism and is racist, and others think looks like Lisa Simpson giving head. Here are the Sochi mascots and I put a gay spin on all of them:
Leopard (gay equivalent — the jock):
The Polar Bear (gay equivalent — bears):
Ray of Light (gay equivalent — the twink):
Snowflake (gay equivalent — a drag queen):
The Hare (gay equivalent — club kid):
Hat tip to Canmark.
