Jake Gyllenhaal, he who earned a cult gay following for his role in Brokeback Mountain, stars in a new music video for 'Time To Dance' by The Shoes. In the bizarre video he plays a fencer (or a guy with a fencing fetish) who goes on a cracked-out murderous rampage. There's even a gratuitous sauna shot for all his gay fans.
As for the song, well...not even Tom Brady could get me to download that one.
Hat tip to just about every gay blog and Web site in the universe.