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The NFL's Newest Baddest Words

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Suffice it to say I ain’t never gettin’ that husky-sized "RON MEXICO" frock I wanted.

The ever-vigilant Outsports has updated its running, enumerated list of "The 1,159 Words You Can Never Say on an Officially-Licensed NFL Jersey." Making the naughty list this time around:

URINATE; URINE; UTERUS; VAGINA; VAGINAL; VD; VIBRATER; VIBRATOR; VIRGIN; VIRGIN BREAKER; VIRGINBREAKER; VULVA; WAYSTED; WEENIE; WET SPOT; WETSPOT; WHACKER; WHISKEY DICK; WHISKEYDICK; WHISKY DICK; WHISKYDICK; WHITE TRASH; WHITETRASH; WHORE; WHORE FUCKER; WHORE HOUSE; WHOREFUCKER; WHOREHOUSE; WIGGER; WILLIE WANKER; WILLIEWANKER; WUUTANG; XXX; YELLOW MAN; YELLOWMAN

(N.B. Threee different spellings of the truly lamentable lexeme, "W-H-I-S-K-Y-D-I-C-K." Must be an epidemic, y’all!)

Of course, à la Carlin, one or two – like this beaut of a Demar Dotson above -- does occasionally nip slip past the Philistines.

Effin’ cray, amirite?


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