Tom Brady needs a new pool boy

Tom Szczerbowski

The quarterback's new LA home is nearly big enough to host the white party

It's been under construction for a couple years, but the new Los Angeles home of New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady and his model-wife Gisele Bundchen is finally finished. Homes of the Rich and Curbed have photos of the palatial home, with Curbed sharing theses stats:

The photos of the 22,000-square-foot estate show off a lagoon-style swimming pool, a two-story foyer, a library, a wine cellar, and-no joke-a moat and bridge.

A moat and a bridge? Come on. I love Brady, but a moat and a bridge are so "I've wanted this ever since I was 11 and watched Willow."

Still, with a lagoon-style pool -- that looks to be the size of a small lake -- he's going to need someone to take care of it full time. And if he's got a moat, he must have a pool house. Apply for pool-boy positions at Gillette Stadium in Foxboro. Yes, Grindr does work in the Hills.

Hat tip to David Mixner.

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