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Randy is the author of three novels, including his latest, The Devil
Inside, The Suspense Thriller.
More about Randy.
His publishing company is looking for short stories for Men in
Jocks: Stories of Athletes and Sports Nuts.
Details here.
Pre-nups,
Colors, Other Answers and $350 Million Questions
By Randy Boyd
Answer: Oakland. Philadelphia. Philadelphia. Question: What two teams will meet in the Super Bowl and which team will come out on top? Answer: Because they finally worked out an agreeable pre-nup. Question: Why did Shaq and his longtime girlfriend tie the knot in December? Answer: Half a million dollars. Question: What is the amount the Atlanta Hawks will have to refund season ticket holders if the team doesn’t make the playoffs? Answer: The Atlanta Hawks refund times two. Question: What amount is now a drop in the bucket for the lucky West Virginia geezer who pocketed 111 million bucks, after taxes, in the $350 million Powerball lottery? Answer: New Jersey, Dallas, and Sacramento, but not Indiana. Question: Which of the NBA’s current division leaders will remain that way by season’s end? Answer: Friends, Survivor and Fraiser. Question: What are three great things that Michael Jordan needs to take with him into retirement at the end of this season? Answer: Jared Jeffries. Question: Who is the rookie Washington forward whose season recently came to an unfortunate, premature end due to a torn right ACL? Answer: Jared Jeffries’ bank account. Question: What is better off because his injury happened while playing for the Wizards instead of the Indiana Hoosiers, where he could be still playing as a senior? Answer: Vince Carter for Cleveland’s Zydrunas Ilgauskas and Darius Miles. Question: What is the most ridiculous trade rumor in the NBA? Answer: Grant Hill. Question: Who will Vince Carter become if he doesn’t get out of Toronto and stay off the injured reserved list? Answer: White is right. Question: What’s a slogan Trent Lott might have doodled in his college notebook? Answer: White ain’t right. Question: How did the Lakers look on Christmas day in their new home uniforms, sans their traditional yellow? Answer: It Don’t Mean Nothing. Question: What is a name of a Richard Marx song that describes Sacramento’s Christmas Day win over the Lakers if the Kings don’t make and win the NBA finals? Answer: New Jersey. Sacramento. Sacramento. Question: What two teams will meet in the NBA finals and which team will come out on top? Randy's Outsports archive Jan. 2, 2003 |
Call your
bookie, call off the psychic, and call Ballin’ the column with
the answers. And the questions. That’s right, we’ll take the wacky
world of sports for 350 million, Alex ….