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A Great Party at the
Fiesta
By
Jim Buzinski and
Cyd Zeigler Jr.
Outsports.com
Notes from our
most-excellent adventure to Tempe for the Fiesta Bowl. Oops, we mean
the “Processed Corn Meal Salty, HighFat Snack Fiesta Bowl.”
· A big thanks to Tempe Mayor
Neil Giuliano, who is gay, for being a wonderful host, putting
on a party the night before the game at his house, and giving us the
grand tour of Sun Devil Stadium (the field, press box, etc.) during
the first quarter of the game. He knows how to make someone feel
pretty cool and he has our votes. Also, the party would not have come
off without the work of Giuliano’s friend Steven Vogel.
· It
was great to see many Outsports readers at the party. Whether
Miami fans, Ohio State fans or neutral, they were all cool.
· The
Miami cheerleaders were a great part of the entertainment at
the Mayor's party. Some of the guys at the party got
them to take their shirts off; the gay guys then lined up to sign the
"straight" boys' chests. Now there's a tale for the cheerleaders to
tell ma back home.
· We
had forgotten that Donna Shalala, ex-Clinton cabinet secretary,
is the president of the University of Miami. Shalala was born in
Cleveland, surely raised a Buckeye fan.
· By
chance we met Luis Gonzalez, the Arizona Diamondbacks star and
posed for some pictures. What a terrific guy. He seemed genuinely
interested in us and was incredibly patient as we tried to get the
proper settings on our camera.
· Among
the celebrities we saw along the sideline and in the press box area
were Roger Clemens, ESPN's Lee Corso and former Ohio
State great Archie Griffin. The mayor was most interested in
spotting actor Matthew
McConaughey, but he was nowhere to be found when we were on the
field.
· The
stadium was 80% to 85% Ohio State fans. That surely had
something to do with the outcome of the game. At one point, some
Miami players were trying to get the Miami fans to make some noise,
but it was just a peep compared to the thunder that rained down from
the stands when the Buckeye fans were riled up.
· There
was a funny moment in the concourse prior to the game that
showed the urban-suburban split between the two teams. A horde of
farm-fresh, white-bread Ohio State fans parted like the Red Sea when a
group of about six Hurricane fans strutted past shouting C-A-N-E-S!
The Miami fans looked like extras from a rap video, with more jewelry
than Zales; they were totally harmless but looked menacing enough for
the Buckeye fans to keep their distance. We couldn't stop laughing.
· Security
at the game was the worst we've seen at a major event. There was no
one checking the contents of bags or pockets and no metal detectors.
Anyone could have waltzed into that stadium with a knife, gun, or
worse, completely undetected.
· The
Miami band performed during the pregame and about 15 yards to their
left, the official Fiesta mascot, a giant smiling sun, was
swaying to the beat. He obviously wasn’t supposed to be there, because
a Fiesta official was furiously trying to wave the mascot off; after
about three minutes of futility, the official stormed on to the field
and dragged the sun off, still smiling.
· The
commercialization of all aspects of life is so complete that we’ve
become inured to it, though that doesn’t make it right. Of all the
barrage of promos and commercial tie-ins during the game, the worst
was the use of the U.S. military parachute team. We can understand the
jumpers carrying the flags of the United State and of the two schools.
But the flag of Subway? The flag of Tostitos? The flag of ABC Sports?
Talk about an axis of evil.
· Spent
part of the weekend matching up against Bill Konigsberg in
XBox's NFL 2K3 video game. Some thoughts: 1) it takes forever to
learn how to execute running plays well; 2) X is tackle; Y is jump; 3)
don't send Priest Holmes up the middle against the dime package; 4)
yes, you can return to consecutive kickoffs for touchdowns; 5) Randy
Moss is the greatest player in the game.
· For
those of you who said Ken Dorsey doesn't belong among our
nominees for the
Major Applewhite Cutest Quarterback Award, you
have never stared into his blue eyes in the middle of a game. He
does.
· Leaving
the stadium, we were immediately handed a bag of Tostitos with
"Ohio State National Champions" printed on the bag. We were left
wondering what happens to the tens of thousands of "Miami National
Champions" bags that were printed . . .
· We
know what they do with the "Miami National Champions"
T-shirts: they get sold for half-price ($10, not a bad deal).
· The
Ohio State fans certainly seemed to be the less football-savvy
of the two groups. At one point, near the goal line, a referee raised
one hand to mark where the runner was down. Thinking he was signaling
a touchdown, the Buckeye fans began cheering wildly. It wasn't
until about five seconds, when the scoreboard failed to change, that they
realized they hadn't yet scored the touchdown.
· The
game, as everyone knows, was amazing. Double-overtime. An upset
by a 12-point underdog. Comebacks. Controversy. Drama. This one had
everything. Ohio State was a deserving winner over a mistake-prone
Miami team. The Buckeyes did get a huge break on that awful pass
interference call in overtime that kept them alive. We hate seeing
games marred by bad calls. In the end, though, Miami has only itself
to blame.
· Overheard
walking back to our car: A drunk and loud Buckeye fan on his cell
phone, agitated that ESPN’s Trev Alberts had the gall to pick
Miami to win: “You can tell Trev Alberts he can suck Michael Johnson’s
dick!” |