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post May 8 2008, 06:52 PM
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If someone asks [Bill] what he does for a living, his only honest job description could be "urine collector." The tester, in my case Bill, has seen an uncanny amount of penises. He must stare closely at all of them, making sure there are no Whizzinators filling that special little cup. To think, Brett Favre's penis could be the topic of discussion at his dinner table that night, and Bill knows all the details.
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post May 8 2008, 07:29 PM
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This pix says it all for me. tongue.gif Look @ Mr. Urine Collector's face. huh.gif


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post May 9 2008, 08:50 PM
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QUOTE(SCTrojan @ May 8 2008, 08:29 PM) *

This pix says it all for me. tongue.gif Look @ Mr. Urine Collector's face. huh.gif


I'm 99.9999999999999999999999999999999 percent sure that is not an actual NFL drug-test employee. That's just a staged photo.


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post May 10 2008, 03:07 PM
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QUOTE(Joe in Philly @ May 9 2008, 06:50 PM) *

I'm 99.9999999999999999999999999999999 percent sure that is not an actual NFL drug-test employee. That's just a staged photo.


Duh! rolleyes.gif Maybe if I had used quotes around Mr. Urine Collector my post would have been clearer. I assumed everyone would "get" what I was trying to say...I guess I'll have to consider other readers' IQs next time.


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PCC   This is why I love Chris Cooley!   May 8 2008, 06:52 PM
Joe in Philly   Was he not allowed to say to his mother and othe...   May 8 2008, 07:06 PM
jay original   Chris plays for that NFL team in Washington :rolle...   May 9 2008, 06:54 PM
The Gay Blade   HAHA, funny story anyway.   May 10 2008, 03:05 PM
PCC   More Cooley blog goodness. :D http://sports.es...   Jun 6 2008, 05:10 PM
mdterp01   6'3 and 249?!! Yes baby...thats what I...   Jun 7 2008, 04:27 PM
PCC   6'3 and 249?!! Yes baby...thats what ...   Jun 8 2008, 04:25 PM
Joe in Philly   The Phillies had a group of female ushers in the 7...   Jun 9 2008, 12:44 AM
PCC   Redskins TE Cooley apologizes for 'revealing...   Sep 15 2008, 05:30 PM
santana57   i love chris cooley because he's hot.   Sep 15 2008, 09:41 PM
Joe in Philly   Is there some reason the AP doesn't use the wo...   Sep 16 2008, 12:25 AM

 

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