Kill, F--- or Marry Options

[LoveJavy]

The item on the Stern show was hot and got me thinking -- I'd like to be asked that question: Give me three famous hot guys and I have to pick which to kill, f--- or marry. (Well, I don't really get the "kill" part, but I guess it's OK if you don't take it TOO literally...)

I'll start, y'all answer. This might be fun.

In honor of the NFL playoffs... Jake Delhomme, John Lynch, Champ Bailey.

[Maddog]

Final 4 only huh?

hmmmmm...

K***: (not taken literally) Troy Polamalu (for the hair alone)

F***: (taken very literally) Jake Delhomme (he's teased me enough already this season)

M****: (taken after a few cocktails) Joe Jurevicius (He's stunning in my book)

[ January 21, 2006, 09:11 AM: Message edited by: Maddog ]

[ClemsonTigah]

Alright, picking from the four remaining playoff contenders:

KILL: Well, nobody on any of the teams; however, if I had to kill somebody, it would be pat robertson because, frankly, that holier-than-thou waste of sperm deserves to die painfully.

F***: John Lynch by a mile. I bet he screws as hard as he hits. At least that's what I'd request of him.

MARRY: Jake Delhomme because I would be able to grab his ass and hold on whenever I wanted.

[copman]

Question - Kill, F***, or Marry - F*** is who you are sexually attracted to - Marry is who toyu want to live with???

[m1]

Posted by phoenix99 (Member # 1345) on April 18, 2006, 05:56 PM:

You have to pick one to f***, one to marry, and one to kill. Then you submit 3 more names for the next guy to choose. OK? Let's play!

Brad Lidge, Andy Pettitte, Carl Pavano

[GuyS]

Posted by phoenix99 (Member # 1345) on April 18, 2006, 05:56 PM:

You have to pick one to f***, one to marry, and one to kill. Then you submit 3 more names for the next guy to choose. OK? Let's play!

Brad Lidge, Andy Pettitte, Carl Pavano [/QUOTE]

F!!k Brad Lidge
Marry Andy Pettitte
Ignore Carl Pavano

New names:

David Eckstein, Jim Edmunds, Albert Pujols

[RolenLover]

Ok, I'll play along:

Kill - Andy Pettitte (I mean he played for the Yankees)

F*** - Brad Lidge (looks like he can bring it hard and deep)

Marry - Carl Pavano

Next three guys:

Terrell Owens, Chase Utley, David Carr

[ColoradoSprtsnut]

I don't see why we have to kill anyone!

[tombauer98]

Kill -- Terrell Owens,he's such an arrogant ass****
F*ch -- Chase Utley, he's got a great ass
Marry -- David Carr, I could spend eternity with that man! He has the ultimate ass!

Jeremy Bloom, Joey Harrington, Eric Crouch

[UH Coog]

K Eric Crouch (had to be one of the 3)

F Joey HArrington

M Jeremy Bloom

Next: Tiger Woods, Brad Ausmus, Christian Laettner

[UCLAfan]

hmmm...

Kill Tiger Woods (He's led enough of a charmed life as it is.)

F**k Brad Ausmus (yeah, like anyone needs to think twice about that prospect!)

Marry Christian Laettner (I had to marry someone!)


Next: Randy Johnson, Peyton Manning, & Bode Miller

[John King]

GuyS:
[qb] Posted by phoenix99 (Member # 1345) on April 18, 2006, 05:56 PM:
 
You have to pick one to f***, one to marry, and one to kill. Then you submit 3 more names for the next guy to choose. OK? Let's play!

New names:

David Eckstein, Jim Edmunds, Albert Pujols

F***: Jim Edmonds (not an extremely big fan, but out of him and David Ekstein, I would f^ck him.)

Marry: Albert Pujols. To feel on his muscles and touch on him all the time.

Ignore: David Eckstein

[Mahaney]

I'm not a killer, so would it be alright if I pimp slapped that guy instead?

Pimp slap = GWB (several times, maybe until my hand is just a bloody stump)

f**k = Smon Rex

Marry = Brent Venables
http://sooner.nmn.speedera.net/pics28/400/...60301205921.jpg

[BulgeWatcher]

K = Barry Bonds (enough with him already!)

F = Sean Crawford (check out the new pic of him in the Track & Field thread - OMG!)

M = Sean Crawford (that looks like some good stuff!)

[Falconpride]

Oops....lemme answer UCLA's list first:

Marry- Randy Johnson (lesser of three evils, plus I've always had the hots for him. Don't ask why.)

Kill- Bode Miller....he's too obnoxious, him and his goddamn "Bode-ism". Can we say attention whore?

There's no way in HELL I'm having sex with Peyton Manning. He SOOO does NOT do it for me.

Next round:
Sean Casey

Mario Lemieux

Allen Iverson

[ April 20, 2006, 09:26 AM: Message edited by: Falconpride ]

[Maddog]

This is an easy one.

K*ll (not really) - Allen Iverson
F*ck (really) - Sean Casey
Marry (if there's a God) - Super Mario (I just saw a special on him and he's an absolutely amazing)


NEXT:
Lebron James, Mike Vanderjagt, Lance Armstrong

[Falconpride]

Maddog...nice choices. I'm going to be a reply-whore, 'cause like the NBA, "I love this game!"

f**k- Mike Vanderjagt--I wanna see his amazing legs in action!

Don't wanna kill LeBron, but don't wanna f**k or marry him (too young for me), although he's certainly "Visual Sweets".

Kill Lance Armstrong. He can't stay in a committed relationship with the woman who stuck by him when his life was hanging by a tenuous thread. And now, can't stay with Sheryl Crow as she battles with her health issues. I don't want to be an ass, but Sheryl should've seen that one coming. Lance is a self-centered, cocky, media-whore. I say remove his testicles and force-feed them to him!

Next up:

Tommy Maddox

Bob Sura

Mark "Amazing" Grace

Leaving you no easy choices here, 'cause I'd f**k and marry all three...

[ April 20, 2006, 10:17 AM: Message edited by: Falconpride ]

[tombauer98]

I agree about Lance Armstrong, Falcon.

Marry -- Tommy Maddox -- love the butt

F***-- Bob Sura -- do you need to ask why?

Ignore (Kill) -- Mark "Amazing" Grace -- cuz he does nothing for me.


How about Adam Vinetari, Ely Manning and Andy Roddick?

[Falconpride]

Thanks for your agreement about Lance. I LOVE this game, so I'm gonna answer again. Why? Because I can!

Ignore/Kill...Eli Manning. He's a tad better looking than Peyton (but then again, that's not saying much). But he's not quite as talented.

Andy Roddick is cute, but I don't get all hot and bothered when I think of him.

f**k AND marry Adam Vinatieri. Wasn't he a Jackrabbit? I KNEW he had powerful legs... wink

Next three:

Rasheed Wallace

Martin Brodeur

Tim Howard (Goalkeeper...still with the Manchester United?)

[ April 21, 2006, 12:34 PM: Message edited by: Falconpride ]

[GMENLOVER]

F= Jake Del Hommo
K= Mike Tyson ( easy one )
M= Eli Manning ( so much talent and rady to learn)

[phoenix99]

I'll get this back on track, and use the last 3 guys offered up;

F*** Mike Tyson, (Mikey might be very good)
Marry Jake Delhomme,
Kill Eli Manning

Next 3;

Scott Rolen, Steve Finley, Mike Piazza

[Falconpride]

Aww man...Do I have to kill one of them? I can't...they're all too yummy.

f**k...Steve Finley. I can see him being a short-term possibility.

f**k/Marry Mike Piazza...but I think it would just be sex here, although, he wouldn't be catching wink .

Marry...Scott Rolen. HELLO?! He's 6'4"-240. And I think sex is implied here. Would any of you NOT want to sleep with him if you were to get married? Didn't think so...

Oops...I keep on forgetting to add three more to the list. It's probably due to my self-distraction after playing this game. I play the fantasies in my head... wink

Karl Malone

Rick Fox

Peter Forsberg

[ April 22, 2006, 10:55 AM: Message edited by: Falconpride ]

[Maddog]

You make these so easy FP;

K*ll: (ignore) Karl malone

F*ck: Rick Fox

M*rry: Peter Forsberg (I will marry a professional hockey player one day)

Okay a toughie for a true hockey lover out there!

Steve Hanson, Jeff Hanson and Jack Hanson

[Falconpride]

Them now, or them 30 years ago? I don't know if I'd do ANYTHING with them now...isn't that going a tad geriatric ?

[Maddog]

Falconpride:
Them now, or them 30 years ago? I don't know if I'd do  ANYTHING with them now...isn't that going a tad geriatric    :p   ?

Okay okay...

Zack Hanson, Taylor Hanson, Isaac Hanson

Does that make it easier?

[Falconpride]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW..........!!!!!!!! BARF!!!!

I NEED TO POKE MY MIND'S EYE OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was SOOO disgusting, so allow me to return the favor...

Donald Trump

Jack McKeon

Jim Leyland

THERE!

[kick]

Kill: Leyland

f**k: McKeon

Marry: Trump- no prenup wink

Next three:

I will be kind- Joey Cheek, Shani Davis, Chad Hedrick

[ April 22, 2006, 05:45 PM: Message edited by: kick ]

[Chargersfan]

"I will be kind- Joey Cheek, Shani Davis, Chad Hedrick"

Marry - He's so sweet, that Joey Cheek.

Kill - Shani Davis, just because Chad thinks he should be dead.

f**k - Chad Hedrick because he has a huge ass.

Next: Rafael Nadal, Elvis Stojko and Javy Lopez.

[UCLAfan]

Chargersfan:
Next: Rafael Nadal, Elvis Stojko and Javy Lopez.

I think I'll play again, just because it's a ton of fun! This is an interesting threesome to choose from.

Kill: Rafael Nadal, only because I have to get rid of someone.

F*ck: Elvis Stojko. He would only be good for a one-night stand.

Marry: Javy Lopez. He'd surely be fodder for marriage, and the fun would last a lifetime!!


Next 3: Barry Zito, Mark Prior, and Eric Chavez (a baseball trifecta)

[Terry in Oaktown]

I can't believe I'm playing this but here goes:
Kill John Rocker (okay that's too harsh maybe just send him far, far, far away!), F--- He Who Must Not Be Named (That leopard skin speedo still gets me!), Marry Brady Anderson.