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Although I tease him about his near-unibrow and his closeness to the SLS, if by hottest you mean who would be the best for a wild night of unabashed debauchery, I'd probably pick Joey H as well.
Did I really say that ??? :confused:
Rexy would probably bitch about Spurrier all night, E would keep interrupting to show me his latest pictures of little Alexi, and Dosey would want to stay up all night drinking root beer and talking about how tough it ws growing up in a divorced home.....
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LOL...Heisman Elimidate...hmmm
Well the first round I'd take the guys to Color-me-mine where I have them pick out a ceramic object and paint it for me.
Joey picked out a planter and covered with green pianos and musical notes. "It's for your conservatory" he says.
Rex grabs latte' cup and saucer and paints them both coffee color. Oh, that sophomoric humor!
Eric paints a red and white picture frame of his daughter and asks me if I like kids. I'm like sure, as long as they're somebody else's. She is, Eric says...
Ken is making a ceramic tic-tac-toe game with way too many X's and O's. The producers are trying to get him to come back to the show, but he's way too engrossed in developing more plays with his new ceramic toy.
So, I choose to elimidate Ken in round one...
Round 2 I take them to Mickey's and have them each make a cocktail for me.
Rex makes me a Master-gator, it's orange juice, triple-sec and 11 ounces of Vodka. I'm surprised you could mastergate at all after that drink.
Joey makes a duck & cover which is like a boilermaker, but the shot is dropped from 10 feet above. It was tasty, but not very thirst-quenching.
Eric decided to give me a Husker Du, which surprises me when he whips off his shirt, put lime juice on his nips and a salt shaker in his mouth and a bottle of tequila in each paw. I must say after that, I'm not sure what this Husker won't du...
Well being forced by the producers to make another cut, I look over to see Rex completely passed out from Mastergating and decide to elimidate him.
The final round, well you guessed it. Since I'm at Mickey's, I have Joey and Eric do some go-go dancing for me. On the stage side by side, shaking their money-makers in nothing but football pants, everyone is completely engrossed.
Joey and Eric are getting so turned on by each other that they forget about me, the show and the cameras and just start mashing with each other.
I have to say I was disappointed until I get a tap on the shoulder and turn around to find David Carr who motions me to follow him out to his truck.
Needless to say, although I don't get to take a Heisman home tonight. A Carr with a Truck is much, much better than a Husker or a Duck!
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I thought Eric and Joey were much cuter than Rex and Ken. Eric actually looked a little sharper tonight at the ceremony. However, Joey really gets my attention with his football/piano dichotomy and the fact that he is a bit bigger and more strapping than the Husker Heisman Honey.
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LOL, Thank you guys for the kind words and for overlooking the grammatical errors and typos. It's what comes from working on reality television for the last year.
Just thank the lord there weren't 7 Heisman hopefuls picked to live in a loft in Chicago, picked to start a pop group or 4 couples lured to the Downtown Athletic Club and 13 single defensive linesmen trying to tempt them away from their wives/girlfriends.
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Originally posted by Zaac: Brock needs to just hop on I-75 North ....
An interesting rumor (or maybe it was just swishful thinking) I heard on the radio had the BB-boi going the other direction on 75 to its southern terminus - Miami!
Once in Moral Stables, Brockie would take the sit-out year as Dorsey completes his senior year (and hopefully puts on about 20 pounds of muscle and finds a new hair stylist).
Then in spring 2003, they have that year declared his redshirt (which Spurrious didn't do in fall 2000 even though Palmer and Grossman got 99.9% of the playing time) and voila, two seasons at the helm as Coker's boy!
Most important, he can room with me
Brock KNOWS at least he's better looking than Rexy .....
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Is that Joey Harrington dancing onto the field in the ESPN short for the bowl game? I thought that was really sexy. I guess it shouldn't be surprising that a jazz pianist has rhythm but Jo-Ha was rocking.
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