Twas the night before Vegas, and all through Outsports,
The boards were humming with a conundrum of sorts
It seems there was a great mystery,
When is the birthday of that guy BPT?
He figured that Bobby would solve it with ease,
Bobby's seen every movie, he'll get it, Bitch, Please!
So BPT waited and waited, and then started to shout
MUAHAHAHA! Bobby can't figure it out!!!!! :cool:
"I haven't seen it," Bobby said oh so meek,
I tried to look it up. I tried to cheat! eek!
Well BPT felt gigantic, nearly twenty feet tall,
"I'm such a genius! Their brains are so small!!"
His ego pumped up, his chin out quite smug,
It was about time someone pulled out the rug.
"Don't make us look bad, or think were just silly,
Not everyone's seen the movie," said Joe in Philly
BPT turned 'round and looked Joe in the eye,
and when Joe started pouting, BPT began to cry.

"It's true, it's true, I've been so mean!
You can't know something that you haven't seen!
Another hint you want, some sort of clue.
Just please forgive me... oh boo hoo hoo!!
What day is it? Don't be such a tease.
Give Joe the answer; the envelope please!
Oh fine, you win, so if you musk know....
The night I came in, Tricky Dick said he'd go.
If that doesn't work, remember they're crooks...
metromathis13, open to page 355 in your history books!
Must I meet Adam in some deserted car park,
To keep your mind's light bulb from being dark?
Still confused? :confused: Maybe, but not anymore,
The answer you seek is August 8, 1974.
(Theodor Geisel and Maj. Henry Livingston Jr are spinning in their graves right about now eh??

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