My favorite parts of the story:
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after police found him outdoors — naked — and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said.
911? Yes I have a long list of people you need to arrest for teh same thing. Start in Chelsea and Greenwich Village and then hit the Castro."
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Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape without incident.
Hey big deal. I've guys insert and remove stuff much bigger without incident and they don't need to brag about it.