I heard a news story about a husband who decided to off his wife. He put rat poison on the outside of condoms and would have intercourse with her using the tainted prophylatic. She experienced great vaginal pain and found an odd blue powder in her body. Finally the bastard was arrested. The rat poison did not get on his penis so he had no bad affects. The woman is doing well and will recover in a few months. SICK SICK SICK.

I have officially heard everything

I wanna see a link to this.

God. I think I have now heard everything.

hehehe- sorry, I just had a flashback to the Rat Poison scene in 9 to 5

Anyways, being intimate with someone is going to be like working as security at the airport....

"Did you ever not have possession of those condoms?"

"Is it possible that someone else may have had access to your condoms?"

"Do you have any toxic materials that may have infiltrated your condoms?"

These stories are just so bizarre....and scary... Now I did once get mad at my ex and put crushed suppository in the lube for a weekend. I just got tired of him being so anal retentive.

So much for safe sex

This is one of those stories that is just too outrageous to be true. Until I get a link or see it in a newspaper, I would tend to not believe this.

However, I do know about the tabasco sauce in the condom once you're finished. This is from a breeder friend of mine who told me that he did this once after doing the deed because he was highly suspicious of this woman he was dating. Well, he goes to the bathroom, puts the tabasco in the condom before putting it in her waste basket. As he is dressing to leave, he said that she went in right after him to use the bathroom. Needless to say, the blood-curdling scream from the bathroom indicated to him that it was time to make a hasty departure. Oh, the things that my breeder friends tell me about sex never ceases to amaze me!