Oh no, this is terrible. I'm not gay according to this survey. What are my family, friends and community going to think when I 'in' myself.
I'm really going to miss being a member of this board. Met lots of nice people, nice 'you type of people'. I know I'll be asked to leave. Now all I have to look forward to is voting repubican, spitting and farting in restaraunts, driving a mini-van and breeding. OMG! breeding, I forgot about that one. I've heard they smell down there. And if they don't like the way you did it, they'll squeeze you and not let you out.
I've never lived in the outside world before. I hope I'll survive. There will be much to learn. Maybe they'll have a manual with a straight agenda.
Well guys, this is it. Continue the fight sisters. I'll be watching from the other side of the fence.
Good Bye,
Baxion
P.S. Maybe I'll run for President in '08.