A friend sent me this list. You choose wish one you are on any particular day.

I just got out of an all day meeting, and I am definately a #28

1. Well, aren’t we a ray of f**king sunshine
2. Not the brightest crayon on the box now are we?
3. Whoop-Dee-f**king-Doo
4. I’m sorry. It’s my fault. I forgot you’re an idiot
5. For a good time, call someone else
6. I do whatever the little voices tell me to do
7. A few clowns short of a circus now aren’t we?
8. Being a crabby bitch is part of my charm!
9. Amazingly enough, I don’t give a shit!
10. Am I dead yet?
11. Even my shrink says it’s all your f**king fault
12. If we are what we eat, then I’m fast, cheap and easy
13. Rest assured. No-one gives a shit what you think
14. Admitting you’re an ass**** is the first step
15. I see you’re playing stupid again. Looks like you're winning too.
16. Ask me about my ability to annoy perfect strangers
17. Back to the bridge you evil troll. You have no powers here
18. Don’t make me go psycho-bitch on your annoying ass
19. Please feel free to shut the f**k up
20. A bit pissy today aren’t we.
21. Easy there Mr. Testosterone, you can be replaced by a zucchini
22. Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?
23. Please take a number and shove it up your ass
24. Can’t sleep. Clowns will eat me
25. Damn right I’m good in bed. I can sleep for days.
26. I’m still as hot as ever. It just comes in flashes now.
27. A hard on doesn’t count as personal growth
28. Do I look like a f**king people person?
29. Aren’t we just the little freak of nature
30. Alcohol was invented so that ugly people can get laid too
31. And your bullshit opinion would be
32. You say I’m a bitch like it’s a bad thing.
33. I’m smiling. That alone should scare you.

Ohhhhh... You mean we are supposed to have a DIFFERENT one each day?

Maybe that's been my problem for the last 40 years...

R

I'm a big fan of #s 16, 18, and 33. I think #24 comes from an episode of The Simpsons . This is fantastic!

Today was a #31 day.

I didn't get home from work until 8:30PM last night, and the first thing hubby asked was where was his supper.

I handed him the list, and told him to read #21.

He didn't laugh.