Enjoy!

Variety is the spice of life!

my favorite time of the year.

merry christmas outsports.

can I unwrap my presents now?

Not until Christmas!!

DAMN!

...and here I am so close to Christmas and forgot to grease my tight chimney for Santa!

Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas in even the tightest of spots

I need to sit on Santa's lap and tell him what a bad boy I've been....Or am about to be....

You're just begging for a spanking, aren't cha?

Okay, off goes the computer for my annual ritual of slicing up a tube of cookie dough to make chocolate chip cookies for tomorrow's family dinner. Have a great holiday!

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night (sounds familiar, huh??)
Best wishes for a happy and safe holiday.

Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays to all!

Thanks for the delicious eye candy. It's just as sweet as real candy, and no cavities!

Merry Christmas and happy new year to everyone. See you in 2008!

I hope this works!

just eddie said:


it did, it did!
Merry Christmas Eddie and to all Outsporters too..

Calm down now Tom! Don't go cardiac arrest on us.

Santa's helper did it for me!

To everyone who celebrates this holiday, Merry Christmas. My lights are on, coffee in hand, and final wrapping about to begin.

Well if that doesn't work for ya, try my favorite holiday recipe. Merry Christmas Outsporters!


Christmas Tequila Cake

Ingredients:
1 bottle tequila
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
2 cups of dried fruit
4 large eggs
nuts
lemon juice
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Sample the tequila to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup...just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frickin' fruit up off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.

Check the tequila.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.

Cherry Mistmas!

you mean you can cook that stuff, too???
I don't think I've ever gotten any of that stuff on an actual pan.....
usually end up just eating it straight from the pkg....

A happy late Christmas to you all. All my nieces and nephews were together for the first time on Christmas, and it sure was fun to rip through the presents that Santa brought (even if they woke my partner and I at 7:30 to do it). Kids and Christmas are a combination for magic.

Amen!

I hope everyone had a very Merry Christmas

I know that I did

Good! Me too. Merry Christmas to everyone & Happy New Year to all!

I was wondering if this was still viewable and hurray it is!!!!

This video is becoming my annual tradition!

Well that video certainly brings new meaning to the phrase "the gift that keeps on giving" That was both cute and hot!!