Was at the store the other day and saw Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s new candy bar on the shelves...



Is it just me, or is this hysterical? Is he trying to tell us something? Maybe as to why he doesn't have a wife yet?

And in that context, the back of the wrapper is even funnier...



Does that mean we get to win sex with Dale Jr? (I'll pass, by the way...)

So, I wonder if the marketing geniuses who came up with the candy's name have been fired yet?

I, for one, love the taste of a big mo...I've consistently found one to be creamy.

I posted this on a non-gay board and no one had any idea what a "mo" is. Weird

Hi All.....I know this started as a joke, but just a few days ago I was questioning if Jr. is family. In this week's TV Guide, which he's on the cover, he makes the following comment about his mom and sister.

"I think I have a hard time finding a relationship because I've got my mom and sister taking such good care of me."

Granted, that's not much, but since he only mentioned "a relationship" it set something off for me. Then I read the main article and TV Guide revealed that he likes not only hip hop, but he's also a Barry Manilow fan. Hmmm, so he's a Fanilow too. Of course, it's all a big stretch, but I'm just mentioning that my gaydar at least beeped and, believe me, I never got even a slight indication before reading that. Now that I've embarrassed myself by saying all this, let's just all sit back and wait to see if he and Gordon get caught making out in the Nascar trailer before the season ends.

You mean there are actually NASCAR fans left?

Jeff Gordon was interviewed on one of the morning radio shows here in ATL this morning and mentioned that he and "Junior" are very good friends . . . . . I wonder how good?