This is either a thing of beauty or pretty scary, depending on how you look at it.

Could you imagine being bombarded by penguin guano?

Must admit I fell for this. In my defence I was staring blankly at BBC Breakfast News, still coming to, not sure what day of the week it was, let alone that it was April 1st. The best thing was the surprised expression on the toucan's face as a penguin came down on the branch next to it!