I don't know if I can put this on here b/c I new at this. but here I go.....

If you a bottom how you keep claen out ( you know what I mena ) for the top guy.

Professional drain unclogger & a really good vacuum should do the trick.

Followed by a quick touch-up with a Swiffer.

ROTFLMAO!

...Some of the trolls who start these threads, sheesh!

Or if that's too harsh you might want to try this more
feminine approach.

pr, I still have tears in my eyes!!!



Yeah, remember the ad promises the following: "Swiffer the quicker picker upper."

This item looks like it might do the trick... Best of luck!

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Y'all ought to be ashamed of yourselves.

I'm not ashamed...Plus I had lots of fun!

lmaooooo

Wait, I use that when I'm constipated. You mean I can give it to my boyfriend to clean out before we get busy?

LOL!

...Well if you do make sure you have all of his funeral arrangements made.

Well, not to rain on your parade AGAIN... but Bounty is the Quicker Picker Upper. In fact, the Bounty website (yes, a paper towel has a website... does this mean the internet has jumped the shark?) is QuickerPickerUpper.com. Really.

Swiffer has that 70's song that plays when they show the old mop... "Baby Come Back" by Player (and later covered by Hall and Oates).

And for the original poster... on the off chance you were serious, it's called an enema. Cause you got to be nice to the newbies.

Now back to the jokes...

You're right. Bounty was the one that came up w/ the slogan. But I know people often refer to swiffer as "the quicker picker upper." Damn, twice you rained on my parade.

I'll hold out for Brawny...Mr. Brawny, that is! As for the question, a nice, relaxing bubble bath should do the trick...careful with the "magic wand" and be sure to wrap everything up tight!

I guess I'm the Margaret Cho of the group because my first thought was...you keep sitting on his face.

Anyone who refers to the Swiffer as the quicker picker upper is probably under the age of 25 and doesn't know who Rosie is... or thinks I'm referring to Rosie O'Donnell. And they probably have no idea who Madge is or what "You're soaking in it!" means.