Yes, I know that this John Zimmerman thread belongs in the "hot jocks" category. And to add insult to injury, this post is kind off-topic, but I couldn't resist ... I saw the piss-funniest post in response to a caption contest for the following pic:

Tim: "The RA at the Olympic Village just told me that Sylvia Fontana just arrived and I WILL NOT be rooming with John Zimmerman!!!!!!!!!"
Frank: "It's okay ... you can't room with hot guys all the time. And he IS engaged. What did you think was going to happen? Besides, you'd only be distracted. You should have roomed with Todd or something."
Tim: "Frank, you were the one who told me that every male skater has 'tendencies,' ... even Michael Weiss."
Frank: "Tim, what I haven't told you is John is an exception. We're all just going to have to live with that. Now, let's get back to your program. You have an Olympic medal to go after."
Tim: "I need a 5. I'm gonna call Michelle!"
Tim gets off the rink. Frank hands him his cell phone. He one-touch dials Michelle.
Tim: "She's here!"
Michelle (at the SLC Four Seasons Hotel's Spa with mask on her face, towel wrapped around her head and getting a massage): "Are you serious? They can't room together. That's against the ISU rules. Meet me here at the spa. You need a drink. I'll order a strawberry-banana smoothie for you."
Tim: "Thanks ... I'll be there in 10." (To Frank "I need an hour or so."
Frank: "Okay ... just don't fire me if you don't medal."
Tim grabs his bag and heads for the spa to meet Michelle.