This Sporting News column is pretty funny -- why NFL is still superior. Excerpts:
No NFL game would ever be dubbed as a "friendly."
Slovenia vs. Paraguay, June 12. Don't mark your calendars.
That's called a tackle?
Entertainers other than Brazilian soccer stars who go by just one name: Madonna, Cher, Liberace.
If your sport somehow lets France win something, that's just embarrassing.
The World Cup's most exciting play: "Goooooooooal!"
Times that happens in an average World Cup match: 0.5
[ May 31, 2002: Message edited by: DCBucky ]