Piazza tore a groin muscle. Any volunteers to massage it and make it better?

Where does the line start?? eek!

Doesn't he already have the Playboy Playmate of the Year to help him out? Or is it Penthouse Pet of the Year?

NY Post report: Mike Piazza, the straight catcher for the NY Mets, is having his heterosexual groin nursed back to health by his girlfriend, former Playmate and new Killian's Beer spokesmodel Bimbo Whatsherface. The heterosexual Piazza, who really, really digs chicks, is straight...

NY Post Page Six Blind Item: Which heterosexual New York catcher, who is 110% straight and supposedly pulled his groin playing baseball at Shea Stadium, really "met" his injury having an extraordinarily heterosexual bedroom romp with his girlfriend, a former Playboy Playmate and the new spokesmodel for Killians Beer? Insiders are buzzing about just how incredibly straight this Italian stallion really is, and about how much the heterosexual catcher likes to have sex with girls, such as his ex-Playmate and current Killians Beer spokesmodel girlfriend ...

[ May 21, 2003, 10:14 AM: Message edited by: William1865 ]