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Jim Allen
Jan 16 2004, 11:11 AM
On a lighter note......
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“Well, what do you do for this guy?” the President asked as he pointed to the Prime Minister.

“Well, you know, sir, I can't really say,” Mr. Reid said. “It's not that I don't want to. It's just that, you know, I don't really know from day to day.”

This is true. Mr. Reid handles a number of files and performs a number of different duties, depending on the issue and the day.

The President chuckled. “Well, you got a pretty face,” he told the surprised Mr. Reid. He wasn't done. “You got a pretty face,” he said again. “You're a good-looking guy. Better looking than my Scott anyway.”

This is true. His Scott has a receding hairline and is on the chubby side, while Mr. Martin's Scott has a full head of hair and is quite fit
Tee hee. Here's Scott Reid, Bush's ideal man. Hmmmm...Mr. Reid has that Barry Gibb of the Bee Gees thing going on.

Tee hee. Let the record reflect that I would not welcome Bush on our team. He would be a clubhouse toxin.

[ January 16, 2004, 10:16 AM: Message edited by: Jim Allen ]
bobby78751
Jan 16 2004, 11:18 AM
Geez, what exactly did Shrubie do during his drinkin'-and-snortin' days for a line of coke?

[ January 16, 2004, 10:26 AM: Message edited by: bobby78751 ]
TomFord
Jan 16 2004, 11:20 AM
It's all part of his charm offensive. I bet it worked.

Sometimes it doesn't work. As Paul O'Neill rightly saw, the nickname Bush gave him--the Big O--can be either flattering (the big oh, the big finance man, etc.) or damning (the big zero).
BPT-336
Jan 16 2004, 11:39 AM
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Jim Allen:
[The President chuckled. “Well, you got a pretty face,” he told the surprised Mr. Reid. He wasn't done. “You got a pretty face,” he said again. “You're a good-looking guy. Better looking than my Scott anyway.”
Why, oh dear GAWD why, I am hearing that damn banjo from Deliverance!! eek!
RazorbackTX
Jan 16 2004, 11:46 AM
Log Cabin has just issued a press release, their "working within" is finally paying off, good job guys!!
Lksimcoe
Jan 16 2004, 11:49 AM
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RazorbackTX:
Log Cabin has just issued a press release, their \"working within\" is finally paying off, good job guys!!
Let me put it this way. If Bush starts to play for our team, I QUIT. That's almost as horrible as Tricky Dicky Cheney in lycra at Splash in NYC.
BPT-336
Jan 16 2004, 12:00 PM
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Lksimcoe:
That's almost as horrible as Tricky Dicky Cheney in lycra at Splash in NYC.
Lksimcoe, that's just as bad as ung's comment in another thread about seeing Richard Simmons in a diaper.

Mental images: eek! eek! eek!

Oh the Humanity!!!!
William1865
Jan 16 2004, 12:02 PM
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TomFord:
It's all part of his charm offensive.  I bet it worked.  

Sometimes it doesn't work.  As Paul O'Neill rightly saw, the nickname Bush gave him--the Big O--can be either flattering (the big oh, the big finance man, etc.) or damning (the big zero).
Beingg called the Big O can be very flattering, I think...
Lksimcoe
Jan 16 2004, 01:30 PM
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William1865:
 
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TomFord:
It's all part of his charm offensive.  I bet it worked.  

Sometimes it doesn't work.  As Paul O'Neill rightly saw, the nickname Bush gave him--the Big O--can be either flattering (the big oh, the big finance man, etc.) or damning (the big zero).
Beingg called the Big O can be very flattering, I think...
It can also be damning. As in a distinct lack of muscle control. eek! eek!
Lksimcoe
Jan 16 2004, 01:31 PM
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BPT336:
 
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Lksimcoe:
That's almost as horrible as Tricky Dicky Cheney in lycra at Splash in NYC.
Lksimcoe, that's just as bad as ung's comment in another thread about seeing Richard Simmons in a diaper.

Mental images: eek! eek! eek!

Oh the Humanity!!!!
Then close your eyes, and picture Richard Simmons topping Dick Cheney.

Now you won't be able to have sex for a week.

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fantomas
Jan 16 2004, 01:51 PM
Please, you're scarring me for life!

BTW, there was this wild-fro'd young woman on MTV's "Rock the Vote" back in 1999-2000 who couldn't keep her Dick (Cheney) fantasies to herself. She actually said, and I quote, "He's a hottie. Dick Cheney's a hottie!" Now, I know the Chiron Rising (or whatever it's called) crowd is out there, but I really wanted to reach into the TV set and...
JC
Jan 16 2004, 02:22 PM
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It's all part of his charm offensive. I bet it worked.
You think this is charming? In context--after asking exactly what he does for Paul Martin--it almost sounds like he's insinuating that the guy's job is to look "pretty". Pretty isn't necessarily complimentary when applied to a man.
twin58
Jan 16 2004, 07:17 PM
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Jim Allen
Here's Scott Reid, Bush's ideal man.
Matthew Broderick with a goatee.
boomer400
Jan 17 2004, 12:56 AM
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twin58:
 
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Jim Allen
Here's Scott Reid, Bush's ideal man.
Matthew Broderick with a goatee.
HA
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