This is hilarious! Surf to church!

As The Onion is to USA Today, Landover Baptist is to all fundamentalist Christian church newsletters!

OHhh - Godd - I Laughed so hard - you guys missed the best joke of all!!!

Scroll down the Church page...

"What to Do With a Sissy Boy Who Says "No" to Sports: Helpful Child Rearing Tips"

"As a Christian parent, to find yourself raising a boy who expresses no interest in sports is not only embarrassing to you and your family, but also an insult to the Creator (God) and a public humiliation to members of your Baptist community. If you are in a position where a son you were once proud of, turns out to be a little sissy by asking you if he can quit playing sports, we pray that the helpful tips below will assist you in getting your limp-wristed little Nancy-boy back on the road to masculinity...."

This article is MUST READING!!! It is just too good to pass up!!!!! I am just not sure wether to laugh or throw up...

Rob

[ October 20, 2004, 08:23 PM: Message edited by: ITJock ]

There have been other links to this on here before and I agree, it is hilarous and worth many long reads. There has been alot of work that goes into this wonderfully disdainful website!!!

oh, oh....I think I just peed.....
Having grown up Baptist, that is just about the funniest thing I have ever read!!