I know there are a number of threads regarding the California recall, but these two statements in the statewide election guide have to be seen in a separate thread:

TREK THUNDER KELLY: Dear Voters, Please vote for me, thus breaking the Seventh Seal and incurring Armageddon. I will legalize drugs, gambling, and prostitution, so they may be taxed and regulated, the funds derived would subsidize the deficit, education, and the environment. I believe in peaceful resolutions backed by a strong military; I don't care who you marry or have sex with.

BILL PRADY: You know the wonderful world that exists in television comedies--a world where, no matter what problems arise or conflicts exist, people work together to overcome any obstacle and, maybe, learn a little something? Wouldn't you like California to be a place like that? It can be if you elect Bill Prady to be the next governor of our great state. Bill Prady is an award-winning television comedy writer and producer who will bring the skills he learned creating sitcom episodes to Sacramento. If elected, he pledges tp solve all the state's problems in twenty-two minutes and forty-four seconds with two commercial breaks and a hug at the end. After all this turmoil, isn't this just what California needs?

That Armageddon guy's sounding pretty good to me...

~Adam