Dear Dan $nyder,

$top being $o giddy about beating tho$e gint$. They $uck. Wor$e than your $kin$ do.

Now go back to being the little b*tch that you are.

Love,

America

P.$. PF i$ a bigger man than you. Much bigger.

How are we in Week 15 already?

Girlie had to leap frog to get one in! Either that or PF was waiting letting her take Week 14 and rudey me jumped in. frown

Well i think we should just have GJ change it to week 14, that way we dont have some yucker fan starting a thread... i'd much rather have a hot babe doing it.

My bad. I'm very, very bad. wink

So just adjust it to week 14 or you'll get a spanking.

You will have to ask an administrator to change it I guess. I tried to delete mine so the clique could carry on, but it would not allow me.

Just post to the Week 14 thread that's already up. Leave this one alone until next week. GJ can just edit the text of the post to make it more appropriate, if need be.

Dear Joe,

Snyder was an idiot in week 14, i'm sure week 15 wont be any different.

thanks,

Outsports.

GJ - truer words were never spoken - so I've heard from Sting and JIP

Can't change the heading. That's OK, $nyder will be even a bigger b*tch after Sunday.

P.S. PF - I'll try to call you after work.

Oh come on, i know you purchased the pictures online too...

PF, not everybody pays for those websites like you do.

In the next update of the website, Sting gets done by.. nevermind..

Why is TP never there when you need it?

The TopicPolice have been called in to review how/when this thread ran "Off Topic". As usual, the TopicPolice review all data available at the time.

After careful consideration and review, the TopicPolice will issue the following statement:

In and of itself, a "Thread" titled "Week 15" (assuming we refer to the upcoming week in the "NFL", this is an NFL thread) during "Week 14" of the NFL is already "Off Topic".

However, after considerable review of the data, the original subject of "Snyder being an Idiot" could very well be "On Topic" for week 15, as another poster pointed out. The TopicPolice have not seen enough data to conclude at what point "Daniel Snyder" becomes a "Non-Idiot".

It is the felling of the TopicPolice that the ENTIRE "Week 15" thread IS INFACT "Off Topic" from the original post, making the entire thread free and open to all.

At the point the NFL "Officially" enters "Week 15", ALL POSTS ARE TO BE ON TOPIC. The TopicPolice "Rule" the official time change of this event to be the conclusion of the "Monday Night Football Game"

Thank you once again for you time and patience. Please EVERYONE, remain "On Topic"

I knew this thread was a joke the moment I read about PF's size. Actually, PF's size is a joke...so I heard from CU.

Boobies.

AH, it is now week 15... I can tell you this, there is only one thing better than kicking sand in Gibbs/purseboys faces....

Its kickin the crap outta the pokes...

As usualy, cowboys suck...

Parcells swallows...

I didn't think it was week 15 until the end of tonight's game. Can the TopicPolice rule on this?

Dear Sting/topicpolice/MIB/WM1865,

Please have your vikes win a couple of games, carolina is starting to scare PF.

Thanks,

Eagles Nation

Dear Topic Police,

Boobies.

Sincerely,

PF Nation

just to be off topic...

toots, didnt you have tix to last nights game?

Dear PF Nation,

I'm interested in becoming a member of your organization. Please send me brochures and information regarding your fine club.

Love,
Sting

Dear Sting,

Membership in the PF Nation is restricted to men who date men, or women who date women, not men who #$@* trannies.

Sincerely,

CU

Membership Representative

Nope. Going to the Skins-Dykings game on Jan. 2. NFW was I going to an 8:30 game and freeze my BOOBIES off to see Dan'$ bitche$ lose, esp. on a work night.

I'm sure they'll find a way to lose next month.

Dear CU,

So how do you qualify as a member?

Love,
Sting

ps...I may be back out in January over MLK weekend for the gay rodeo, if you and PF are interested I'll show you how to pick up cowboys!

Dear Sting,

Membership denied.

Sincerely,

CU

Membership Representative

PS Nate Burleson has a better chance of getting membership to PF Nation than you do.

Welcome to Phoenix in advance.

Dear CU,

Overruled.

Sting is a Founding "Daddy" of the PF Nation.

One look at that popular butt says it all.

Love,

GJ

p.s. BooBies.

Dear GJ,

You didn't see Sting with the tranny. His moves were as sickening as the Randy Moss pass in Sunday's SeaBags/Vikings game.

Love,

Mike Tice

Dear Sting,

The membership committee can be easily bribed with a big ole sack of batteries.

Love,
RazorbackTX

Dear Outsports,

I would like all to feel welcome to the "PF Nation", except pokes, 4skins, and Gints. Also excluded are yucks and panthers... I'd also like to exclude Lakers, celtics, Devils.

MDPHL will take responsiblity for collection a "small" fee for membership, or a 6pack of beer (not coors lite MD).

Thanks again

PF Nation

Dear PF Nation,

Are gravytrainers, bandwagoners or Lumberjacks welcome?

Love,
RazorbackTX

Dear Raze,

Gravytrainers and Luberjacks are mutually exclusive. Just like Hookers and Wives and Trailers and outhouses.

Love,

PF

Dear PF Nation,

MIB/William/Veritas would like to join.

Note to membership director: For the sake of accuracy, please count this as one new member.

Hugz,
RazorbackTX

PLEASE stay "On Topic"

The TopicPolice would like to point out that the deadline for "Off Topic" debates ended at the conclusion of the "Monday Night Football Game"

[ December 14, 2004, 09:41 AM: Message edited by: TopicPolice ]

Dear Raze/Boobster/Commie-Pinko,

All True American Patriots receive a lifetime membership for FREE.

Your request for moonshine at any PF event has been declined.

Tally Ho,

MDPHL

Upcoming schedule,

Panthers-Falcons... I officially DO NOT want carolina in the playoffs. Falcons lose, Birds should get the HFA.

Also in looking at that wildcard spot, Carolina clearly holds the cards, win and in. However, Detroit has a shot also. Unless the vikes can win on the road. Think we all know the answer to that question.

Also on the upcoming schedule: T.O. on Late Show with David Letterman on Friday night! (It actually was taped yesterday as Dave doesn't work Fridays any more...I wish I had his job.)

Seattle is an intresting team also... if their WR could hold onto the ball, they will be tough to beat... as i list the top scary teams in the NFC...

1. Carolina
2. Seattle
3. Green Bay
4. Atlanta

The team that scares me the most is the Eagles. If they lose key players to injury and/or if Reid chokes in the play-calling again... :mad:

Hollis is out 3-6 weeks. Hopefully he doesnt hurt anything else in that time. However, Grasmanis just came back from injury. I'll call that a push, so long as Gras can play just a little bit. Burgess will be out till sometime in the playoffs.. i'm shocked he lasted this long.

Carolina does something the Hawks dont do, catch balls. They look as if they have another solid running game, even with davis out. Plus a good agressive D. All of those spell trouble for the eagles. The hawks are in the same mold, however, i just can't say that they can do it. I really dont think ATL is that much of a concern because Vick has trouble vs athletic D's.

I'll repeat myself from last week. You cant play/coach as to not have injuries.

First things first is smacking around the pokes and getting the HFA, then we can debate the sit not sit the starters.

Give me a #$&%@ing break!

You are really grasping for straws here. While it's true that any team can beat any other team on "any given Sunday"... None of these teams consistently compare to the 12-1 Eagles. None of these teams are scary, unless your team falls to their level.

It sounds like you are preparing yourself, just like the Red Sox fans, for another post season meltdown.

Early every week you come up with "I am afraid of (fill in the blank - Carolina, Atlanta, Green Bay, Washington) this week. They could upset us." It's a hedge in case the Eagles lose so you can fall back on "I had a feeling" comments that you made early in the week. Then your team blows a team away and you come on board and boast. Jesus, this week you are afraid of Seattle? Who's next? The 49ers? Give us a break!

I have NEVER said that ATL was a scary team. They are not.

Before the first meeting with Wash, yes i thought their D might keep them around. Then after seeing them, i said that is the worst prepared team in the league.

Tell me any team that would see Carolina in the playoffs, who would not say... i dont want to play those guys right now... Even Mr outsports would say "The Peytons.. i mean the colts might have a tough time with those guys"

Bitter chief fan....

Stoopid Eagles fan.

Is that possible that Sting made a post that didnt involved Nate or Moss?

Wonder who helped him with that....

That bitch mike tice?

If you felt confident in your team, you wouldn't be considering teams like Carolina, and for chrissakes Washington and Seattle as perceived threats.

So, why the lack of confidence in your 12-1 team?

Is it because you know come the minute the final gun goes off at the Super Bowl that your team will be just like the rest of our sorry ass teams - not holding the Lombardi trophy? There will be one, and the will be all the rest. Which one will your team be? The one, or all the rest?

Gawd, I am bitter today.

On the other hand, if he were all \"It's a guaranteed win, put it in the books\" and so on he'd be accused of being overconfident or bragging or some other crap.

Just today? wink

"There is nothing to fear but fear itself"

Sure the Eagles could have a letdown game over the next three but let's not make that a reason to be afraid of anyone in the playoffs. This is a confident team and only injuries or lack of mental preparation would do them in.

Some members of your fraternity are starting to sound like Red Sox and Cub fans. You're preparing for defeat before it happens. When the overall mentality changes, the result will change. Phillyrunner has a post which precedes this one of mine. Read it. He's right on.

And yes, I am bitter everyday. But I like bitter. I wear it well.