A Pretzel and Now a Scooter?
Bush Takes a Tumble
Full Version: Should We Laugh At This?
Yes, we should most definitely laugh at that!
Agreed. Like could I see your segway drivers license pleeze????? wink 
FOX Breaking News: Brave commander in chief survives scooter of mass destruction - Secret Service wrestles scooter to the ground and it was immediatley sent to Guantanamo Bay.
(Maybe he should have worn his flight suit)
(Maybe he should have worn his flight suit)
I think a breathalizer or blood alcohol content test may be in order given his history.
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mdphl:
I think a breathalizer or blood alcohol content test may be in order given his history.
The first person to get a DUI on a scooter.
I think a breathalizer or blood alcohol content test may be in order given his history.
Maybe he just needs some training wheels. 
And this man is the leader of the free world???
Plus, in the second photo, do we really need to see Barbara scratching her ass in her nightie? eek!
Plus, in the second photo, do we really need to see Barbara scratching her ass in her nightie? eek!
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Seph:
Plus, in the second photo, do we really need to see Barbara scratching her ass in her nightie? eek!
Oh, you're right, that is Babs. I was starting to wonder what Phyllis Diller was doing there.
Plus, in the second photo, do we really need to see Barbara scratching her ass in her nightie? eek!
Where is Chevy Chase when we need him? wink
Look Mom, that chimp fell off the scooter!
The Maine state troopers need to set up a sobriety check point on the Bush compound.
Talk about tumbles. A pretzel, the economy and now a scouter.
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Kona Guy:
The Maine state troopers need to set up a sobriety check point on the Bush compound.
That would be a full time job if the twins were in town.
The Maine state troopers need to set up a sobriety check point on the Bush compound.
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George_vikingfan:
Maybe he just needs some training wheels.
And a brain.
Maybe he just needs some training wheels.
I looked at the bottom photo again -- doesn't he look like the little boy that he is with his Mommy and Daddy watching him "play"?
In his defense (Brrr - cold day in Hell, isn't it?), Bush is in excellent physical condition. He can run a 7-1/2 minute mile. Not just one mile, but for an extended period. Must have been a malfunctioning Segway, or he hit the "off" switch.
Or SABOTAGE??????????
Or SABOTAGE??????????
I love you guys! You have me just totally cracking up!!!!!
Who's the babe in the miniskirt? One of his daughters?
http://interestingtimes.blogspot.com/10554....2952962121.jpg
http://interestingtimes.blogspot.com/10554....2952962121.jpg
as always, drudge got the best pics of it...
http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rid....3154296905.jpg
http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rid....3154296905.jpg
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twin58:
Who's the babe in the miniskirt? One of his daughters?
I'm gonna guess that it's Jenna "That's My" Bush
Who's the babe in the miniskirt? One of his daughters?
Or SABOTAGE??????????
Those Damn Frenchies
Those Damn Frenchies
I knew those Segway things were intuitive, but that is one SMART Segway!
From the Drudge photos it looks like Jennababes pushed him! Is she angry because he locked the liquor cabinet and gave Laura the key?
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HornFan:
I knew those Segway things were intuitive, but that is one SMART Segway!
I thought those things were suppose to be "idiot proof", I guess the Segway was trying to get rid of the idiot in chief, wait, no....maybe its Bill Clintons fault somehow...
I knew those Segway things were intuitive, but that is one SMART Segway!
I knew you all would find it humorous. No one at work did, for some odd and strange reason.
I'm sure Segway is sorry these pix ever got printed.
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p2insdca:
Or SABOTAGE??????????
Those Damn Frenchies
Well if W smelled someone unwashed around, we know the french are behind this.
Or SABOTAGE??????????
Those Damn Frenchies
or Mary Cheney
the segway folks, in fact, weren't thrilled with the photos. the thing is, after all, supposed to be idiot proof, and safe for sidewalks.
according to the accompanying story in today's (saturday) ny times, the reason dubya fell off the segway is not because of any mechanical malfunction, but because of operator error. HE FORGOT TO TURN IT ON!
according to the accompanying story in today's (saturday) ny times, the reason dubya fell off the segway is not because of any mechanical malfunction, but because of operator error. HE FORGOT TO TURN IT ON!
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thersis:
according to the accompanying story in today's (saturday) ny times, the reason dubya fell off the segway is not because of any mechanical malfunction, but because of operator error. HE FORGOT TO TURN IT ON!
What an idiot, Im feeling real good about that "road map" now!
according to the accompanying story in today's (saturday) ny times, the reason dubya fell off the segway is not because of any mechanical malfunction, but because of operator error. HE FORGOT TO TURN IT ON!
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thersis:
according to the accompanying story in today's (saturday) ny times,
The NYT's... so you gotta ask, fact or fiction?
according to the accompanying story in today's (saturday) ny times,
or Faux?
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PhillyFan:
cnn and the boston globe had the same story, each with a different byline. maybe they all got it wrong.
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thersis:
according to the accompanying story in today's (saturday) ny times,
The NYT's... so you gotta ask, fact or fiction? according to the accompanying story in today's (saturday) ny times,
WWJD
What Would Jenna Drink?
I guess Daddy Bush snuck some of her vodka while riding his Segway. The stupidest machine created for the stupidest President ever.
What Would Jenna Drink?
I guess Daddy Bush snuck some of her vodka while riding his Segway. The stupidest machine created for the stupidest President ever.
This is the same idiot that wanted to co-pilot that fighter jet, right?
(Good call, Karl)
(Good call, Karl)
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thersis:
the segway folks, in fact, weren't thrilled with the photos.
Good. Segway is in the midst of trying to get legislation all over the country allowing the use of Segways on sidewalks. This was supposed to be part of their campaign, and I couldn't be happier that it backfired.the segway folks, in fact, weren't thrilled with the photos.
A local woman with spinal bifida feels that her Segway should be allowed in the Metro system. In her case, and in the case of others to whom the use of a Segway would provide mobility, I would grant an exception, just as I have no problem with seeing-eye dogs. Other than that, Segways and pedestrians are a bad mix.
Can you imagine an invasion of Segways in San Francisco? BTW, did they ever get their cycle issues resolved there?
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twin58:
A local woman with spinal bifida feels that her Segway should be allowed in the Metro system. In her case, and in the case of others to whom the use of a Segway would provide mobility, I would grant an exception, just as I have no problem with seeing-eye dogs. Other than that, Segways and pedestrians are a bad mix.
I agree re the woman on Metro being able to bring her Segway, but as for regular pedestrians - STAY OFF THE SIDEWALK! I was nearly mowed down by some smug SOB near the Foggy Bottom Metro the other day. If bikes and skateboards have to stay off the sidewalk, that means you, too, Miss SegThing. QUOTE
thersis:
the segway folks, in fact, weren't thrilled with the photos.
Good. Segway is in the midst of trying to get legislation all over the country allowing the use of Segways on sidewalks. This was supposed to be part of their campaign, and I couldn't be happier that it backfired.the segway folks, in fact, weren't thrilled with the photos.
A local woman with spinal bifida feels that her Segway should be allowed in the Metro system. In her case, and in the case of others to whom the use of a Segway would provide mobility, I would grant an exception, just as I have no problem with seeing-eye dogs. Other than that, Segways and pedestrians are a bad mix.
GatorJamie - Also be on the lookout for idiots on the idiot proof Segway. He maybe holding a bag of pretzels and being followed by an young, attractive blonde drunk chick.
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