Some of our more eloquent posters like to refer to President Bush as "the punk-ass chimp." Angry leftists often compare him to a monkey. Oddly enough, this is the Year of the Monkey, and the monkey's credentials are quite impressive:

That's my Bush!

Actually, though, Bush is a Dog:

Dog

Oops! All day I've still been writing "Goat" on my checks.

Thanks for giving me a great laugh, Seph!

Funny

I'm getting un-political now, but all the animals and their corresponding character traits are extremely accurate, to the point of it being flat-out weird.

I wouldn't go THAT far. I'm an Ox, though...

Thats an insult to dogs everywhere. Maybe this explains why Rick Santorum is so fond of Bush.

[ January 23, 2004, 07:08 AM: Message edited by: RazorbackTX ]

Damn...I'm a Dog, too. frown

Ouch, stay away from Santorum!

At least I'm not a punk-ass-chimp monkey-dog.

I'm a pretty text-book horse. I have found remarkable accuracy in Chinese horiscopes before. I'm about as skeptical as they come, but I've definitely had a few goose bumps. my partner is a Tiger and the compatability description for horse-tiger is dead-on.

Im a fire dragon. Never did like chimps

I'm a rabbit. And yes, all those breeding stories are true. wink

I'm a Ram (which is the same word as for goat or sheep in Chinese) and I'm a Scorpio in western astrology. My Chinese co-worker is also both, though he's twelve years my junior. I admit I see a lot of my younger self in him and not surprisingly I don't like all of it but we get along great anyhow so far. I think I'm an optimist compared to his instinctive cynicism about things. I'm open to excepting any empirical result and making theory conform. He'd rather make results conform to precedent and theory. Our politics are very close for the most.

I am a Tiger. Grrrrr