http://www.whatwouldjesusdrive.org

Oh. My. Gawd.

Saw that on the news and nearly peed my pants laughing.

Besides, Jesus wouldn't drive. He'd have a bus pass or walk. If He had a car, he would've donated it to some charity to feed the hungry.

gj

isn't this campaign something??? This was all over the news yesterday afternoon. Unbelieveable!
I mean I agree with alot of what they are saying about having better fuel efficient cars and all, but this has no business being hooked up with car sales and all, and morality etc. etc. Leave it to the right wing folks.

My guess is Jesus would drive a Christler.

If you could turn water into gas, fuel effeciency would not be a problem.

[quote]Originally posted by Munson Man:
My guess is Jesus would drive a Christler.

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I don't know whether to laugh hysterically or pack your bags for your extended stay in hell!

Nah, uh...he would drive a Toyota Corolla, like me.

An Amphicar. They can drive on water.

http://www.amphicar.com/

http://www.amphicar.net/

This is insane, people.... Rather than considering what kind of car (or chariot or horse, as it were, since those existed in his day) Jesus Christ would *drive*, if people are really concerned about Christianity and Jesus's life model, why not try to work towards a world in which the most vulnerable people, on whose behalf Jesus gave his life, might have more opportunities to live and thrive? Driving fuel-guzzling cars, just to name one common American activity, is destroying our global environment, which will cause problems for millions around the globe, especially the world's poor. Would Jesus want us to be in *this* kind of situation? I don't think so.

(Now that my heart has bled, I think he would walk--he could cross water without a problem, and I'm sure all other terrains wouldn't be a problem either. When you've got it like that, who needs an SUV?)

Wouldn't Jesus just borrow the Popemobile?

The real question is, "What would Hitler drive?" A Volkswagon, I suspect.

Next, in efforts to create new markets, will be:

- What would Jesus eat?

- Where would Jesus go to school/university?

- Who would Jesus befriend?

What would Satan drive? Why is nobody asking that? This debate needs to be more inclusive.

[quote]Originally posted by William1865:
What would Satan drive? Why is nobody asking that? This debate needs to be more inclusive.

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Wm., see last Friday's WSJournal. Op-ed in Weekend section deals with Satan's wheels of fire.

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[ December 03, 2002: Message edited by: twin58 ]

[quote]Originally posted by William1865:
What would Satan drive? Why is nobody asking that?

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Because the answer is obvious: a Lamborghini Diablo. [rolling my eyes] Do I have to do everything around here?

http://www.moniteur-automobile.presse.fr/U...00/0013/une.htm

Never mind.

[ December 03, 2002: Message edited by: William1865 ]

And for a private plane he/He/she/She has a Grumman F6F-3 Hellcat.

http://fighterace.vr1.com/museum/usf_8.htm

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Guns - The typical US armament of six .50 caliber machine guns has a good sustained knock-down capability.
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Wow, no fooling.

[ December 03, 2002: Message edited by: twin58 ]

I'm amazed at how many people miss the point of this story. As a slogan "What Would Jesus Drive?" sounds stupid, but it's being especially directed at people who have embraced the whole "What Would Jesus Do?" phenomenon without really thinking about whether they are truly applying that standard to their entire lives. After all, this is a coalition of EVANGELICALS who are doing this.

Well, if Jesus we going to be like most modern evangelicals, and if you don't think he would be, just ask them, he would drive a bright Gold Cadalincoln. It would coordinate perfectly with his gold rings, nugget bracelets and thick gold rope chain.

Besides, he must have large luxury car to insure that his hair doesn't hit the roof of the car.

[quote]Originally posted by Lots-of-us:
I'm amazed at how many people miss the point of this story. As a slogan "What Would Jesus Drive?" sounds stupid, but it's being especially directed at people who have embraced the whole "What Would Jesus Do?" phenomenon without really thinking about whether they are truly applying that standard to their entire lives. After all, this is a coalition of EVANGELICALS who are doing this.

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Do people who follow the "What would Jesus do?" creed by an inordinate amount of SUV's? Is there data to suggest these people need to be taught this particular lesson? If this whole thing is that targeted, it seems even sillier.

[quote] My guess is Jesus would drive a Christler.

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Possibly, but the disciples drove Hondas. "They were all of one Accord" (Acts 2:1)

What would Jesus drive?

Nothing. He's been dead for 2000 years.

[ January 02, 2003: Message edited by: Ump25 ]

Oh come on fellas! A little profit off of jesus never hurt anyone. I've already seen WWJDrive stickers on cars next to the WWJDO stickers. Do ya think if jesus had some relatives around, they would be fighting over merchandising rights? Kinda like the Hendrix family and ol' Bob Marley's 101 relatives.

From the weirdest, funniest Jesus site on the net, here are a few suggestions:

Jesus on a Segway

Jesus on a pogo stick

Mack Truck Jesus

Surfer Jesus

[ January 02, 2003: Message edited by: Ump25 ]

Yeah, I see what you mean. Buffy runs into demons like that all the time.

What would Jesus (Rivera) drive?

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The Sport Utility Vehicle Owners of America probably have their work cut out for them.

Ballsy. I like it.

I have seen Jesus drive a large van with artwork on the side, a low rider Honda Civic, and a big Buick doing 30 mphs on a major highway with 4 spare tires.

I think Jesus would drive a fuel-efficient car, carpool, take public transportation, use a bike, or walk to work. On the weekends he would train guide dogs, work for Meals on Wheels programs to deliver meals to people with AIDS, encourage and participate in reading programs, work at the suicide prevention hotline once a month, work in programs to encourage young people to stay in school, would strongly encourage parents to take a more active part in their children's lives, donate whatever money he could spare to homeless shelters and drug rehab programs, and would make appearances during Oprah's bookclub meetings to encourage people to read the classics. Of course, for sports he would be cheering for the Oakland Athletics and the San Francisco Forty-Niners [grin].

He would root for the Padres, Cardinals Saints and all the Catholic teams, except for Notre Dame because they are the anti-christ of college football!

he would ride on the back of George Bush--doesn't the bible say that he came into Jerusalem on the back of an ass!

Good one, theo! Does that make you "theo-logical"?

Saw a great sticker on a Benz plowing hrough a traffic circle yseterday: "WHO WOULD JESUS BOMB?"