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RazorbackTX
This loser has got to go, this shows what kind of "character" he has.

http://www.pensacolanewsjournal.com/news/1...cal/ST005.shtml

LCR comments?
DCBucky
Jeb: "I'll just leave it at that since that was a private meeting. I didn't know that the reporter was in the room. I'm not denying I said it. I'm not denying it's true. I'm just not going to comment any more."

It sounds like the two women are criminals -- fraud at a minimum, and lord knows what happened to the little girl -- but leave orientation out of it -- I guess he thinks it's OK to joke about lesbians behind closed doors in Pensacola.

[ October 04, 2002: Message edited by: DCBucky ]

William1865
The fact that Jeb uses air quotes makes me like him that much more.

Raze, why do you have such a particular dislike for Jeb Bush? I mean, I know you're a Democrat, yadda-yadda-yadda, but the volume of your JB postings seems to suggest some sort of obsession. I'm just curious.
Bill W
After reading the Other Governor Bush's sniggering comments, a queer would have to have quite the self-loathing streak to "like" him...

What year was it Chevy Chase was on the cover of SPY (or Esquire?) making "air quotes"? 1985? (Put it this way, it was long enough ago that Chevy Chase was on a magazine cover.) Very "with-it," as the Bush clan always is...
RazorbackTX
[quote]Originally posted by William1865:
The fact that Jeb uses air quotes makes me like him that much more.

Raze, why do you have such a particular dislike for Jeb Bush? I mean, I know you're a Democrat, yadda-yadda-yadda, but the volume of your JB postings seems to suggest some sort of obsession. I'm just curious.



I noticed that you didnt make any comment on his statement, interesting but not unexpected.

"Volume of JB postings" - you mean BOTH of them?

Yes I dislike Jeb, as I do most holier than thou, right wing, "family values" hypocrites. His daugter is a crack addict, his son was arrested for having sex in a mall parking lot, his wife is a really bad liar who had to pay $4100 in fines for "misleading" US Customs officails. She bought $19,000 in clothes and declared $500 - woops! He needs to start a "war on drugs" and start preaching his morality/ethics under his own roof.
RazorbackTX
I assume Mary Cheney and Log Cabin republicans are pulling out all the stops to get Jeb re-elected.
jqueer
Normally, I would completely agree with Razorback, but in this case, I'm going to back off. I won't make William and the ohter LCRs on the board explain the behavior of their idiot allies, on the condition they give me the same courtesy as well.
E Z E
Even ignoring the gay remarks, I think it's pretty sick for a governor to gossip and joke about a missing child.
William1865
Jeb should have also included "air parentheses" (using his hands). Get it? Do you see how it works? So the "grandmother's" the mom and the "aunt's" the dad - (they're lesbians). Or whatever the "offical" titles are (I forget).
William1865
From The Onion:

VOLUME 38 ISSUE 31 — 28 AUGUST 2002
Finger-Quotes Lady Now Doing Hand Parentheses
LINCOLN, NE—Finger-quotes lady Ann Hahn, 41, has added hand parentheses to her hand-punctuation repertoire, sources reported Monday. "I ran into Ann in the breakroom, and she told me Mindy Lewis wasn't at work last Friday because she was sick," coworker Edward Felk said. "Then she cups her hands and adds, 'from drinking too much.' Who does that?" Added Felk: "What's next, thumb commas?"
RazorbackTX
[quote]Originally posted by William1865:
Jeb should have also included "air parentheses" (using his hands). Get it? Do you see how it works? So the "grandmother's" the mom and the "aunt's" the dad - (they're lesbians). Or whatever the "offical" titles are (I forget).


By the way, as it turns out that are not lesbians, they are sisters, making him look like an even bigger idiot. He's catching up with Dumbya quick.
conor500
Actually, it does seem like their relationship is a bit unclear. Apparently they said they were "half-sisters" - but I'm not really sure where the grandmother/aunt thing comes in.
copman
[quote]Originally posted by RazorbackTX:
his son was arrested for having sex in a mall parking lot,


WHEN? WHERE? HOW?
jqueer
It would appear that JEB's then 16 yo son, Jebby (I'm not making this up, someone else might have, but I'm not), was found in a Tallahasee mall parking lot in the back seat of a Jeep Cherokee with a 17 yo female. Both were naked from the waist down. A police report was written. No one was arrested. There is some evidence that Jebby invoked his father's name and position, no evidence, at this point, that the governor interviened in any way. I don't know the statistics on people making out in mall parking lots half naked going to jail, so I don't know if their not being arrested bucks the trend or not. The incident was reported on the web at The Smoking Gun which, to my knowledge is reliable. It cites a report in London's The Mail which is also reliable. The New York Post gossip column, on the other hand is not. This shouted snopes to me, so I checked. There was no mention of the incident on the website either proving or disproving it.
Not mentioned so far is this incident which puts further pressure on JEB's family as the least functional political family in American politics.
Jim Allen
It must be the zeitgeist: On Friends last night, there was a running gag about Joey not being able to apply the "air quotes" in the right place.

The Jebster or Joey Tribiani: Who's Dumber Than A Box of Hair? Too close to call.

Yes, I'm fully aware that I'm dipping my big toe in to Dan Quayle/Murphy Brown territory.
RazorbackTX
First "juicy details" now "devious plans", maybe he is actually dumber that his brother, I think he's going down.

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