Ah yes fellow Bird Fathful....

After a week of vacation... I am here to say loud and proud...

John Fox is a bitch.

you bitches are boring...

Are you more feisty after a bye week? Or perhaps I should say, more cranky? wink

[ October 12, 2004, 12:59 PM: Message edited by: Joe in Philly ]

I'm waiting for the usual...

Moss gets 100 yards... some unnamed back up rb for mn gets 125 and then all the blah blah blah TD's....

OH Danny boy... come out your 1-5 record... danny boy....

Maybe, instead of sitting around the house watching thems there Iggles, PF actually went out and got some!! eek! Might explain why he is so "feisty"

This should make you happy.

THIS will be the week that Moss hits 100 yards receiving and makes it 10 consecutive games with a TD.

Moore will get 200 yards from scrimmage and score his first NFL TD.

Meanwhile, Stephen Davis will perform brilliantly in knocking off the Eagles with 125 yards and 2 TDs.

Isnt Davis injured? eh, he's always injured. Carolina is a good solid team and this is a big challenge for those birds. 2 weeks to prepare, and we all know that Fat Ass is very good out of a bi week.

Sting, is there a game when moss WON'T have TD's and 100 yard games? Oh wait, that already happened in Philly, but he was too drunk to see Moss shut down.

And oh yeah, last i checked, John Fox was...infact... a bitch.

Stephen Davis injured
DeShaun Foster injured

Carolina has no running game. Eagles win.


Stat of the week - Teams with a 100 yard receiver have won 19 and lost 30 in the NFL this year.

Stephen Davis is thought to have a pretty good chance of playing this week. Foster and WR Steve Smith are both definitely out however.

Whether Davis plays hurt or not, the Panthers are really banged up. I can't see them scoring many points this week as long as the Eagles continue to apply pressure and not take them for granted.

As far as Moss is concerned he can have all the 100 yard passing games he wants as long as he is playing golf the first week of February.

I'm fairly sure, not 100%, that reid is undefeated coming out of the Bi week... funny from a mormon..

Notice how sting never talks about the one things the vikes CAN'T do, play D.

D doesn't matter. Last I checked the team with the most points at the end of the game wins. wink

The ironic thing is that Moss has yet to have a 100 yard receiving game this year. He just catches TDs.

Dear Sting,

Scoreboard, week 2.

Love

PF

Dear PF,

Reid should have read the tag that said do not open until January 23rd. And no thank you note to boot.

Love,
Santa (and the refs)

You should get that tattooed on your famous booty. wink

That is correct. No reason it can't continue this week.

Here's a fun little item from yesterday's paper:

High-flying Birds

YOUR FOOTBALL TEAM is 4-0, living the good life. Everybody's happy. Thelast three championship-game losses are way behind them - painful then, quieted now.

These Eagles are enjoying the bounty and booty of prosperous pro athletes in a town obsessed with their success.

They're having fun, too.

ESPN: The Magazine was in town recently to interview Donovan McNabb and Terrell Owens. The piece, in the current issue, fairly crackles with merriment. Owens tells the magazine about how hard McNabb throws the ball in practice and how it hurts him when it hits him in the chest. And how McNabb enjoys his pain.

"Jeff Garcia couldn't throw the ball that hard with the wind behind him," Owens says.

"See? John McEnroe was like that," McNabb says. "Controversial because of his mouth. You are a black John McEnroe. John Blackenroe."

"Go on, brother," Owens says, laughing. "But if I said it, you'd see what kind of reaction I'd get. It wouldn't be funny or positive. That's what missing in my years in football, the laughter, the fun. We laugh a lot here."

The interview continues with Owens interestingly saying the team needs some adversity, so it can show it has the strength to get up.

After some more yuks, Owens says he knows McNabb will be there for him, no matter what.

McNabb leans into a tape recorder and sings: "Feeeeelings. Nothing more than feeeeelings."

These are heady times, indeed.

Dear TO,

You're my bitch.

Love,
Ricky Mannning

Dear John Fox,

Biotch...

Love,

The City that LOVES you back

PF's Post-it note on his fridge:

To do Saturday:

1. Buy beer
2. Buy chips
3. Buy more beer
4. Buy batteries (the big kind)
5. Post John Fox is a biotch
6. Make fun of Raze
7. Buy more bigger batteries

[ October 15, 2004, 02:26 PM: Message edited by: stinger85 ]

To-Do list for Vike Fanz this week.

1. Look at booty in the mirror.
2. Shave booty
3. Guarantee 100 yard and 3td's for metal tooth boy.
4. Look at booty in mirror.
5. Wait for end of year collapse.
6. Shave back.
7. Wonder why all bull dykes are Vike fanz.
8. Wait for end of year collapse.

9. Celebrate victory over Eagles in NFC championship.
10. Celebrate first Superbowl win!!

11. Actually make playoffs
12. Make sure cards are not on schedule.

Skins Fans to-do list:

1. Declare Gibbs is god
2. "worship" Gibbs
3. Clean up mess from "worshipping"
4. Jump off bandwagon

5. Look forward to high first round draft choice.
6. Trade high first round draft pick because of cap problems.
7. Declare 4skins best team in the NFL for NEXT season.
8. Clean crust off Joe Gibbs Blow up doll.
9. Explain to mom why you spend so much time in the bathroom.

Pokes fan to-do list:

1. Climb fence at border
2. Rob liquor store
3. Buy smack
4. Buy hooker
5. Try out for team
6. Try to choke coach
7. Jump off bandwagon
8. Talk about past glory days
9. Wash windows in parking lot for $$
10. Get deported
11. Rinse, repeat (actually just repeat)

[ October 15, 2004, 02:54 PM: Message edited by: stinger85 ]

This just in, hot off the press....

John Fox is a bitch.

And Franco is still dead! wink

Just a heads-up (I'll start a separate thread as the days get closer) -- mdphl and I have been discussing a get-together at the bar to watch the Eagles, and we're looking at 11/7 vs. Duuuuuuuuuuce. So mark your calendars. wink

I am not sure if I will be around for the 11/7 game, but will keep it in mind. I was wondering though about a NYC trip like some of us did last year. Any New Yawkers have thoughts on this?

You gotta love Andy Reid sometimes...onside kick to start the second half!

I agree Andy always is up for a surprise or two even when he has the game in control.

Another week, another double-digit win. And that's with not much of a running game, not much of a passing game outside of a couple of 50-yard bombs to T.O. Chalk this up to the Eagles defense more than the offense.

The other unbeatens (Pats and Jets) stay that way and as a reward get to play each other next week while the Eagles go to Cleveland. On the radio yesterday they were discussing 1993, when they started 4-0 and 7-2 under Kotite, and had their next game at Cleveland. Ray Didinger, who works for NFL Films and is also in the Pro Football Hall of Fame for his work as a sportswriter here, told someone at the time that not only would the Eagles lose at Cleveland, but that they wouldn't win another game the rest of the season. And that's exactly what happened. Surely he won't be making a similar prediction this week. wink

I guess we'll be hearing about how Gibbs is a genius again since he managed to beat the mighty Chicago Bears.

Yes, you will.

I saw that the "Leathal Weapon" had under 100 yards...again...

f**kin moron.... Yeah go Gibbs!

Went to the Cowboys game today (my once a year invite from Union Pacific in their platinum suite).

So, Ive never seen more Steelers fans in my life at an away game!! Must be a ton of transplants down here in Texas. Not that it was a bad thing since I dont like the Cowboys. The crowd noise was insane in Texas Stadium as a result. Glad the Steelers won!

Ok Sting, you got Moore right, Davis wrong and Moss, well lets just say incomplete due to injury.

Watching that Vikes - Saints game, I thought I tuned in to the XFL. Where was the defense? I mean 69 points and over 1000 yards of offense?

Minnesota has great offense but their defense has alot to be desired. If they run into another high powered offense they may not have enough to win.

Well they play the Colts on MNF in a couple of weeks. Provided Moss is healthy, that should be a real track meet.

Viking fans need to remember they started 6-0 last year and failed to make the playoffs, and so far this year they've beaten teams with a combined 8-14 record and lost to the only good team they faced. They're not going anywhere with that defense.

Shut up Jim! wink

Yeah the D is pretty dismal despite the preseason hype that it was going to be vastly improved. The one thing I notice though is that the Vikes are being a bit more aggressive on offense this year. What killed them last year was that far too often the Vikes would settle for a field goal instead of going for the TD or running the ball on first, second and third down after getting a lead and then giving the ball back to the opponent too quickly. Tice has to realize (and I think he's doing a better job of it this year) that the Vikes best D is their offense. I don't think we'll be seeing the same late season collapse as last year.

If you are so into D there mr outsports, why be a colts apologist? There's no D in colts.

Even the Colts D isn't as woeful as the Vikes. At least they have a coach with a clue.

Dungy is a billiant coach? WHAT? Even Fat Ass in philly won a FEW big games.

A total colts apologist who has a hard on for a "soft" team should not be calling out another D.

Didn't I already tell you to shut up?

Degrees of woefulness aside, the Colts aren't exactly the Steel Curtain. Let's look at the stats, shall we?

The Colts rank last in the AFC in total defense allowing 385.4 YPG, 293.6 of that via the air. The Vikes are ranked 15th in the NFC allowing 384 YPG, 280.2 of that via the air.

Colts have beaten Titans, Packers, Jaguars and Raiders. Total opponent record 10-14.

Vikings have beaten Cowboys, Bears, Texans and Saints Total opponenst record 8-14.

I'd say the woefulness thing is a coin flip at this point.

So when the Vikings and Colts meet in a couple of weeks the final score will probably be 58-57. Or they'll fool us all and it's 10-9.

The Vikings offense gains such large amounts of yards at a time that their opponenets get the ball a lot more when they play the vikes than against other teams. The Vikes 6-0 start last season was due in large part to the play of their D. They led the league in takeaways for the early part of last season. If their D begins to play more solid they will be unstoppable. Colt fans need to remember that as long as New England is in their conference, they won't be seeing the Superbowl any time soon. wink

Folks always remember...

Colts can do no wrong.

Gibbs is the BEST ever...

and butch davis is a bitch.

Rule #1: Never diss Peyton!

As for the Iggles: They will coast merrily along until losing their fourth straight NFC Title game to someone like Atlanta or Detroit or Seattle.

WOW mr outsports, how original... spending too much time with the buc bandwagon are we?

Peyton never won a big game in college let alone the pros. That would make him... everyone's bitch.