OK let me get this straight.We have the most sophisticated electronic surveillance equipment imaginable at our disposal.Our satellite imaging is beyond incredible- hell we can pick up a fly on Saddams' nose and tell what color its' eyes are.

Of course,we can't be sure it is Saddam because of his penchant for employing doubles and impersonators.Apparently Saddams' cult of personality is so deeply entrenched into the Iraqi psyche that some people are not content to merely "be like Saddam"- they actually want to "be Saddam"

Hey it's probably a great gig if you can get it- it just leaves a little to be desired in the "job security" department. :cool:
Now all of that is incredible enough,but here comes the truly amazing part.The Kuwaiti Secret Police mysteriously unearth a film of Saddam starring in a porno movie.And not just any porno flick- no this is a gut buster,the kind of performance that puts the sodomy in Saddam.

A grainy 16 mm film from
1968- you know the year before Woodstock.Any of you guys remeber 16 mm and the whole spool,take up reel,projector thing?It's so grainy and jumps around so badly that you'd have trouble picking your own moms' image out.Yet curiously enough some guy who calls himself Saddams' official biographer is able to declare uneqivocally that the "star" of the film is Saddam at age 34.About half as old as he is now??
Well that certainly sounds plausible to me...