Oh, zose vacky Skandahuuuvians ... also from Norvay:
Luckless Casanova trapped stark naked: Drunken Swede found stuck under a gate calls himself 'fine beef' QUOTE
The 22-year-old, who insisted upon being addressed as something that sounded like “fine beef” in Swedish, had tried to visit a Norwegian woman at her apartment house in the early hours.
When she refused to let him in, he turned to leave, but found the gate leading to the street from her apartment was locked. He tried to squeeze beneath, but didn’t fit.
So, police said, the young Casanova figured if he slipped off his clothes, he’d probably slip right under the gate.
He was wrong and spent the rest of the night stuck with nothing but the chilly Norwegian night for company.
Hmm, if it was chilly, I wonder if he became a Blue Swede ... OO-gah-sah-kah, OO-gah OO-gah ...
[ July 14, 2004, 02:19 PM: Message edited by: danimal ]