What? They promise you that you'll be surrounded by young, ripped, buff, shirtless guys?

From a link at This Modern World:

Well, in that case, how come I'm not ... uh, let's get back to that later.



[ December 02, 2004, 10:17 PM: Message edited by: twin58 ]

I dont recall any homosexuals calling my house at weird hours asking if Id like to stop by their office and sign up for service.

[ December 02, 2004, 10:51 PM: Message edited by: DallasUNC ]

My numbers have been really up recently, I had a great November, signed up quite a few hotties.

How did I miss the recruitment table with the dancing go go boy at the student union??

You were probably too busy thinking about how you were going to destroy hetrosexual marriage, happens to all of us.

All kidding aside - this is out and out slander. Why is it that we cannot file a class-action slander suit against this woman - she claims we are planning a Nazi-like attack on American society? You can't make such claims about an individual without proof, how can you claim a conspiracy without one?

Aha! I KNEW you were a slut!

No need to be so judgemental MIB. :cool:

Actually, I thought Raze had a bf...

However, he's always firting with PF and WM1865/MIB/Veranias/UMP....

Now this, keep it in your pants Raze...

You know raze must be sorta like Sting, only he can't keep his legs from going in the air.. wait.. forget i said that, nevermind.

[ December 03, 2004, 09:32 AM: Message edited by: PhillyFan ]

That doesn't matter anymore. Have you ever heard of the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth [sic]?

Doomster, actually it's not defamatory as a matter of law. A case dating from the '50s/'60s established that gays as a group were too large to defame. I'll try to find the cite, but one of the funnier lines alleged - but not found - to be defamatory was something like "All the clever ones went to NY or LA, while the plodders got government jobs in DC." I still give one of my DC lawyer friends grief over it!

Candidates are public figures, so they have to prove not only defamation and falsehood but also "actual malice" (that is, knowledge that the claim was false or "reckless disregard" for whether it was true). That's rather difficult, especially in politics, where the debate is often not over facts and events but over someone's characterization (opinions) of those facts and events, which often cannot be proved or disproved.

Besides, most political questions these days come down to who shouts the loudest and longest, not what is actually said.

From the above link:

Hey, how do I get that job?

How much "self-abuse" did she commit while she watched all that porn?

It's all so ludicrously hateful, the claptrap of this Reisman slag and others like her. The Nazistic behavior, from linguistic manipulation to government consolidation with big business, to the psychotic appeals to "moral values" are being pushed by...well, everyone knows who.

In addition, the Nazis made a point of going after homos with a vengeance, even though Hitler's early attack dog, Ernst Röhm, was a man-lover. Of course Hitler had him brutally slain, along with a number of other high-level, ultrarightist and Nazi homos, which only proves that no matter how far you're willing to take a jackboot up your backside, you still might face a bullet or knife or bomb or whatever instrument of death the extremists have at hand. They often go after "friends" too.

Post your address: I'll be right over!

Rob :cool:

Somehow Dr. Judith lost the ability to rationalize outcomes when she linked homosexuality to the problems she wants to solve. She has a "sexindustrial complex". She needs it to further her gains and agenda.
I have not read Kinsey's research. I have a suspicion that it is more about the "gathering of data" rather than an accurate outcome.
I used to work at a behavioral institute that had a "sexual addiction" unit. For what it is worth.

My chickenhawk, Uncle Sam, said he would train me as a physicist, show me the world and promised a GI (gastro-intestinal) package when I loose my looks. I would be housed with all his other boys. Somehow in between push-ups and hazing ceremonies he would have time for me. Enlisted or not, I still feel like Uncle Sam's bitch.

Those homosexuals keep asking me to dance in public. Gasp! THE CHILDREN!

[ December 07, 2004, 08:57 PM: Message edited by: Erik G ]

I am just a couple recruits short of my toaster

Always thought Cap Kangoroo was big cuddly ole bear with a navy twink fettish.

My point is this. I have been in a monogamous relationship for 24.5 years.

If i'm supposed to have recruited so many people per year, then I should send back my toaster. I think the old one's at the cottage.

BUT if we are like the marines in our recruitment, then can I please custom order one? Hopefully in time for Christmas at the cottage.

My order is as follows:


6' - 6'4, 225 - 275 lbs, body fat % not greater than 8%, blonde or black hair, blue eyes, hairy chest, dick size to be 4 - 6" soft, 8 - 12" hard, girth no less than 9" when erect. Gluteous Maximus to be similar to a linebackers, and be able to bouce a looney, should be kind, loving, love camping, dogs, home made pasta, chopping wood, and quiet weekends in front of the fire; be into the occasional light bondage, like toys, be willing to experiment, and have the intelligence of a marine recruit (aka fencepost).

How long will my order take, and do I have to pay for shipping charges?

Congratulations though on winning the blender, keep up the good work.

Raze, i'd think a blender is the next prize up from the toaster. Wouldnt you? A good blender is much more expensive than a good toaster.

Especially, if it's a blender/food processor type of deal.

Just saying...

[ December 07, 2004, 09:38 AM: Message edited by: PhillyFan ]

Dear Mr. Simcoe: Thank you for your order. However, please be advised that priority shipment is given to US citizens, who pay to feed and clothe our inventory. The order immediately ahead of yours, placed by a gmginsfo, but living, incongruously, in San Diego, appears to match many, if not all, of the specifications contained in your order. Given that customer's proximity to our Camp Pendleton warehouse, his order will be the next shipped, but yours will be sent as soon as possible thereafter in time for arrival before XMas. Shipping will be billed and payable in US dollars. Thank you for your patronage! Uncle Sam Enterprises, LLC.

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I didn't own a blender until 1985, when I traded a neighbor a pair of Dingo boots for it! :cool:

Dear Uncle Sam Enterprises.

thank you for your reply. I will await shipping of my order. However, units that were previously returned due to slight defects, as well as units that were returned from overuse, will not be accepted.

Please also be aware that units under the age of 25 are also not acceptable. A 30 - 35 yr old finely aged specimen will do fine.

Hopefully this will speed up my order.

Yours Truly

LkSimcoe (grant)

I DEMAND a $2 fee each time one of my Letter or Memos are used...

Dear Outsports,

GravyTrainers

Love,

PF

What in Sam Hill is a gravytrainer?

Dear PF,

My 2 cents on your $2.00 - I didnt steal your letter/memo thing, I just "perfected" it.

Tally ho ho ho!

Love,
Razorbacktx

Dear Mr. Simcoe: We regret to inform you that there has been an unexpected shipping delay! Your order will be processed as soon as possible. Cordially, USE, LLC

How does she claim that young gays are recruited - who feel these feelings even before puberty? What BS! :mad: