Tammy Baldwin Among Those Implicated
Love the bit about John Edwards.
Full Version: 34 Congressmen Arrested in DC Cockfighting Crackdown
ROFLMAO! The image of Justice Yoda stepping in to take charge is great, as is the pic of Hatch. 
God that was funny, I was laughing out loud at my desk. The Onion does it again. Loved the pics and McCain's comments.
More good stuff from The Onion today.
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Top Story: "Fed-Up Cheney Enters Presidential Race Himself. As President Bush's public-approval ratings hit an all-time low, Vice-President Dick Cheney announced Monday that he has been "forced" to throw his hat into the ring for the 2004 presidential race. ... "Do I have to do everything around here?" Cheney asked, pausing to gesture angrily around the White House. "I guess I do."
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