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"I don't know...that microphone doesn't look like it'll fit."

"Yes, Dr. Elders, this is the face I make when I masturbate."

"I hope this face makes me look like I'm taking these colored folk seriously"

Duh, this is the face I make when I have no clue about what is being discussed. I've made this face a lot since becoming president.

Condoleezza, what you doin' here? (Oh, wait, she's down with the Mex'cuns...) Who are you, Maxine Waters?

i don't know what is going through the cartoon character's head -- nothing likely, but that oh, so, republican woman in the oh so tasteful pink sweater and ill-fitting gap khakis seems to be thinking, "who let THEM in? there goes the republican party."

You can smell my fart all the way over there?

HOT DAAYAAMMMMNNNNN!!!!

"What's a black woman doing up here?! How'd she get past the screening process....image, george, image, it's all about the "new and improved inclusion" propaganda party.

I hope she doesn't ask a ethnic question...where's my Condi?

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"Hmmm...no, I wouldn't have guessed your breasts are fake"

woman in black "Did you hear a California judge just said the states ban on gay marriage is unconstitutional?"

Bush "Huh?! There they go again! Those damn liberal judges interpreting law!"

woman in pink "I hope all those gays burn in hell - along with that black woman! What was SHE thinking coming to a Republican rally? Are my pearls straight? I hope I'm coming across as loving and caring even though only uppity white people should be allowed in here. What IS THAT WOMAN DOING HERE!"

ding ding ding! We have a winner!

you know what--those thongs do feel pretty good

Jocelyn Elders gives her support for tax-payer funded free courses on masturbation for elderly men.

Bush is inclined to agree.

Lady in pink demures.

Guy behind Elder's grins naughtily at lady in pink.

You do realize that the mental picture that summons up might land me in therapy for years!!!!


eek!