If you could print you own bumper sticker(s) what would you print?
My two
1) To stand united, we must stand equal

2) Theres nothing in Bull sh*t you dont find in BUSH

On that note I saw today a sign, not a bumpersticker, on the back of some boy's 4x4.

It read "Texas is like a big trailerpark full of redneck queer and minority bashers that beat women and children"

Yes it was a prominent sign on their back window!

The Dixie Chicks Rule!

Okay, so I've seen this one before as a bumper sticker, but I'd like it if I actually had a car:

Jesus loves you! Everyone else thinks you're an ass****!

Saw this in Baltimore:

PRO Choice
PRO Life
PRO Football

Currently playing on my bumper: "My Old English Sheepdog is Smarter Than Your Honor Student"

My passive-aggressive driving nature is reflected in this bumper sticker, which I do not own, but find very funny:

I may be slow, but I'm in front of you.

Impeach Shrub!!!

My own personal wish is for a bumper sticker that says:

Carnivore and Proud of it!

I used to work with a guy in Austin that had "My Kid Beat up Your Honor Student!". I knew we would be friends when I read that. :cool:

PROUD LIBERAL!

"Run Hillary, Run" Only it would be for people to place on their front bumpers

My all-time fav bumper sticker read:

JESUS SAVES SOULS...and redeems them for valuable cash prizes.

heh.

Good ones!
I guess my fav would still be " I want to die in my sleep like granpaw, not screaming like the rest of the people in his car"

I like:

JESUS SAVES, rebound to Sakic, Passes to Forsberg, GOAAAALLLL!

[ June 11, 2003, 06:16 PM: Message edited by: Denver Fan ]

Hi All,
This was forwarded to me about a week ago and I thought it would be appropriate for this thread. Number 2 is my favorite.

TOP 17 BUMPER STICKERS YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE
17. Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass****.
16. Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings."
15. The proctologist called...they found your head.
14. Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film.
13. Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
12. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
11. I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.
10. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
9. Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
8. Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people "Everybody But Me."
7. Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
6. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
5. If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
4. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
3. Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
2. Hang up and drive!
AND THE NUMBER ONE BUMPER STICKER YOU'D LIKE TO SEE!
1. Welcome to America...now speak English!

The one I have seen that I love -- "GOD,PLEASE SAVE ME FROM YOUR PEOPLE!"

This morning I saw one....
Slow traffic keep right.
What made it a classic in my mind was it on the front of the truck, written so that you could read it in your rearview mirror... and yes I got out of his way

I can't improve upon one I saw 2 weeks ago:

"I'll bet Jesus would have used his turn signals."