I am not in any way endorsing "Cowboy Fan Bashing" I am just sharing a funny joke.

Two young boys are tossing a football in central park when a rabid dog jumps out of the bushes and attacks one of the little boys. His friend grabs a stick, put it through the dogs collar, twists and breaks the dog's neck, killing it and saving his friend.

A reporter is going by and sees the whole thing. The reporter runs over to the boys and tells them that he is going to do an article on what just happened. He tells the boys that the headline will be, "Brave young Giants fan saves friend from killer beast."

The boy says, "But I don't like the giants." The reporter says, "Ok, well then the headline will be 'Brave young jets fan defeats savage animal to save friend." Again the boy says, "Well, I don't like the Jets either." The reporter asks him, "Well who do you like?" and the boy says, "I'm a cowboys fan."

The reporter says, "Ok, then the headline is 'Crazy redneck murders beloved family pet."

wink

is any cowboy joke complete when a hooker is not involved?

When you tell the joke PF, just have the dog jump out and attack a hooker nearby intstead of the other boy.

That would not be a joke then... That would be a story in the Dallas News, granted a small story.. but one none the less.

A cowboy and a hooker... cowboy and hit and run... cowboy and japs... cowboy holding knife to teammate... cowboys and drugs... cowboy with a skank...

These are common in Dallas. Thus, not a huge story.

[yawn]

Should you be out doing a "Jap Play" on some oriental?

[yawn]

Man, your schtick is old and lame. Time for some new material. But don't fret, I won't be holding my breath for the impossible.

Q: If PF went to Texas Stadium, what would he have that no one else there has....

A: Citizenship

Como estas senior horn?

PF, please do visit our lovely stadium. Please wear your Philly finest. Please enjoy our hospitality.

...and don't forget to drink LOTS & LOTS of beer and speak LOUDLY about what's on your mind (go ahead and use english, we'll manage to decipher). Comprende?

[ July 02, 2004, 04:30 PM: Message edited by: HornFan ]

Yes, how grand. No one would bother us if we pulled up in a nice light green car.

In fact, 1/2 would run out of the stadium... sorta like a normal game when the pokes aint winning and you bandwagon isnt paying attention.

Tally, ho ho ho....

Cowboys with Super Bowl trophies....

10 year old trophies... yawn... with coke dust on them.

Hey PF, maybe this can help with your case of trophy envy.


PF Trophy Envy Cure a Click Away

Envy of what?

10 year old championships? 1/2 OL in jail for drugs? CB finding god and driving his car off a cliff? The one winning record in the last oh 5 years? The bandwagon fans from Mexico? Hit-N-Runs on the freeways? Racist comments by the coach? WR's having fist fights with the coach? Crappy QB? NO RB? A city with a lower standard of Living than say.. Tucson...?

Well at least you put an S at the end of ChampionshipS, the rest was pure drivel. Keep trying though.

Actually i saw the coolest thing last night. A guy in an Irvin Jersey. Old and faded... doing the job that most cowboys fans do... sweeping the floor at walmart. KEEP IT UP! I said hey dude, you missed a spot.

Eddie George agrees to a 1 year deal with the Cowboys. I thought this was close enough on topic since the Boys running game has been a joke the last couple seasons.

Now let's see what PF has to say since he thought George would be a good fit in Philly.