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MarylandVol
Spongebob Gay?

These people are truly nuts!
MPetrelis
Okay, that does it! I will now watch SpongeBob every chance I get. Until now, the show just wasn't my cup of tea, but if the Rev. Dobson thinks Bob is promoting tolerance for all, inclusing queers, well then, I have a duty to join the b.f. and tune in.
RazorbackTX
Spongebob hates America and he is trying to ruin heterosexual marriage.
Torgauer
Spongebob could easily squelch these rumors if he married a former Playboy Playmate.
Ms. de Blazer
Spongebob could easily squelch these rumors if he married a former Playboy Playmate.

Actually, I hear he's going to marry Tinky Winky.
George Twins fan
Not sure if Tinky Winky is sponge-worthy.
fantomas
Have the loonies forgotten about that lavender dinosaur, Barney? Oh the indignity!
Adam
If you watch the video of SpengeBob and friends singing "We are Family," what's rreally troubling is that Winnie the Pooh isn't wearing any pants.

~Adam
CPT_Doom
CNN question of the day:

SpongeBob SquarePants is:

1. Promoting the acceptance of homosexuality

2. Promoting tolerance and diversity

3. Absorbent, yellow and porous

link: CNN Home page - look at bottom right for poll

I chose option 3, which was winning with 72% last time I checked.

I really have to wonder, given the coverage of this "scandal" on CNN, the Today show and major newspapers, is the media having a big, secret laugh at those outrageous fundies? I mean, are they part of the nefarious plot?!!
RazorbackTX
This just in from BushCoInc:

Spongebob is harboring "hundreds of tons" of WMD -expect him to be liberated from said weapons ASAP.
aquaman
Could someone please say to the religious right, "have you no sense of decency, sir?"
MarcusF
That would be redundant, n'est-ce pas?
jcboltfan
Spongebob Gay? Duh. Who else but a gay man would live in a pineapple under the sea. Very cool abode.
Jason Cottrell
My partner found this... Too Funny biggrin.gif
FeverDog
The Landover Baptist Church outed SpongeBob way back in April 2003:

Pastor Exposes Perverted Little Cartoon Character

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\"From what we’ve found,\" says Dr. Edwards, \"is that we have what appears to be a little yellow sponge who talks like a pervert. When you turn it upside down, there are two unmistakable testicles and a semi-erect penis hanging from its face. Thank Jesus that children are not watching this program standing on their heads, or we’d all be in trouble.\"
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KeyWest Guy
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Jason Cottrell:
My partner found this... Too Funny biggrin.gif
Beat me to the punch Jason. I've been meaning to post this. The ad agency for the Business Guild (the gay Chamber of Commerce in Key West) unveiled this ad at the last luncheon. Needless to say, it was a big hit. biggrin.gif
Allen
First SpongeBob, but now Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs at Marshall Fields.

What is wrong with these people??? They have WAY TOO much time on their hands!! :mad:

[ March 15, 2005, 07:18 AM: Message edited by: Allen ]
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